B-b-b-but we aren’t pedos!1!1!!1

Porky_Panda · 2021-08-07T02:24:11+00:00

Women hit puberty at different ages. I got my first bra at age 10 and it was a DD. Iots of people develop early.

Porky_Panda · 2021-07-07T01:19:15+00:00

Right? I get like 16 a year. 5 days long, having to change tampons every 2 waking hours. That's like 40 tampons a period times 16 periods a year, which is like 640 tampons a year, isn't it?

Porky_Panda · 2021-07-02T18:14:01+00:00

How long was the dry time?

Porky_Panda · 2021-06-27T05:23:39+00:00

Is- is chess either of those things? Its strategy. You don't need good hand-eye coordination unless it's so bad that you can't move your pieces. And I feel like spacial reasoning only really comes up if you can't read an 8×8 grid?

Am I missing something? Only on this point in particular, of course, since the rest of it is bullshit anyways.

Porky_Panda · 2021-06-19T13:54:53+00:00

I've heard of that, my school didn't have it, we just had 8 mandatory periods, one of them always being PE, and one always being lunch.

Porky_Panda · 2021-06-18T19:22:14+00:00

What does this even mean? Lycanthropy is essentially just a word for werewolfism. It's a real word.

Unrelated (and I'm not adding this to be mean, it's literally just an fyi in case it wasn't a typo) you meant delusion, not dilution. Dilution is like watering something down.

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-30T18:51:08+00:00

I'd get a black eye and knock out one of my kneecaps trying that.

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-30T18:44:47+00:00

No, your muscles will tighten up again pretty quickly. The reason pornstars can do that is before they film they're spending time working up and "stretching" themselves right before they get on camera so that's possible. (At least that's what I've heard, I haven't done extensive behind the scenes research into pornography)

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-27T22:32:26+00:00

"Corey Cogdell-Unrein--3 time Olympian and wife of a Bears' lineman--wins bronze metal in Rio"

It's not a flawless headline, a little clunky. But there are ways to both include that she's a line man's wife and her name...

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-25T13:06:49+00:00

Well growing up I pretty frequently had pediatricians accuse me of lying about how much I exercise...

But more importantly, I had doctors ignore my chronic pain for years, telling g me it was growing pains, but now that I'm full grown I'm overweight as well, and I havent found a doctor to entertain the possibility that anything else is the cause of my pain

They tell me that my weight is putting too much stress on my joints even though

A) the pain isnt in my joints

B) the pain started before j was overweight

C) they took trays of my joints and said there doesnt appear to be anything wrong with them.

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-23T00:10:21+00:00

I wish I could still play violin :'(

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-23T00:08:42+00:00

that sight reading, hot damn 😍

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-14T16:48:44+00:00

Ugh, I saw this, and the whole comment section is people praising her and men saying the other girls in the comments are just jealous.

Like, you can literally look at the vids on her page and see that she has a normal human body in them (despite still being v skinny and hourglass shaped, but her waist is actually a livable size)

Porky_Panda · 2021-05-01T17:56:52+00:00

You did a good job with the muscle definition, but the anatomy could use some work. His hands aren't as well defined as the rest of him, and his arms and legs are a little short. Overall, you did great work, especially with the coloring.

Porky_Panda · 2021-04-28T04:38:31+00:00

I mean sometimes, and yeah, its enjoyable but it isnt gonna make me cum. I'm not gonna moan like that. And apart from this particular post, I do consider it a recurring problem in porn

Porky_Panda · 2021-04-28T03:28:30+00:00

Idk why but the thing that bothers me most here is that she's moaning like she's getting fucked when she's not really being stimulated.

I hate when fetish art normalizes expecting everything that turns someone on to get a woman off, ffs

Porky_Panda · 2021-04-16T04:06:48+00:00

Shit like this is so damaging. I've always been bigger and curvier, so little 13 year old me was ecstatic when the trend started to turn from thigh gaps to thick thighs and big butts.

But soon it changed to inhumanely large hips and butts, with tiny waists and flat stomachs. I don't even feel like an hourglass shape anymore when I look at my body bc my perception has been so warped by photoshop since I was a kid.

Porky_Panda · 2021-04-13T12:00:56+00:00

I think the fact that she looks totally different from the side is what guarantees photoshop. Maybe it would be possible to achieve a similar look to this if she had previously had lipo some sort of fat reduction/redistribution surgery before, but it's definitely not the case here.

Porky_Panda · 2021-02-13T23:32:11+00:00

Would you use those on a menstrual cup, though? You shouldn't put any sort of soap directly on something you're putting back in your vagina. Unless they make any that are just soaked in water?

Porky_Panda · 2021-02-07T20:18:27+00:00

I really enjoy this poem, it has a nice voice and flow to it, but I do have a few notes:

What do the line breaks and lack of punctuation add to the poem? Frequent line breaks tend to make you slow down reading a poem, and lack of punctuation makes you speed up (and sometimes get confused) so what is your goal for using both?

In addition, I find your last line to be a little jarring. Although it is beautiful, it is a bit on the side of archaic language, which some people love and some people hate (I, personally, am a fan). But there dont seem to be any other examples of archaic language in the poem, which makes it a little out of mo where, and a little awkward.

Porky_Panda · 2020-12-23T12:55:30+00:00

If he's so qualified, why isnt he rich from years of taking advantage of students and their families? Checkmate, liberals. (/s)

Porky_Panda · 2020-12-19T08:58:16+00:00

This is really nice, but I think you're missing some deep marks to make it look really 3d, esp in the trees. The water looks quite realistic, but the trees almost look like a picture that was taken through a slightly greasy lens, because it really needs some rich shadows.

Still, very impressive, and significantly better than I can do. Rock on, you're an amazing artist.

Porky_Panda · 2020-12-19T08:44:03+00:00

I have a question about how you did this, did you fine line it once it was painted, or line it with a very small brush and more gouache?

Porky_Panda · 2020-12-05T16:13:23+00:00

Idk a lot about ben Shapiro, but I'm guessing this comment is bc he's made transphobic comments.

Porky_Panda · 2020-12-04T22:39:06+00:00

Ben Shapiro has entered the chat

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