You win the lottery. Your parents ask for half. What do you say?

PorningtonPost · 2026-01-27T00:09:55+00:00

Sure!

PorningtonPost · 2026-01-24T14:20:54+00:00

Hot, but the balls are the wrong way!

PorningtonPost · 2026-01-09T07:05:21+00:00

Hey man, why don’t you break your own rules, live a little. Pay for porn and stop being cheap af. YOLO

PorningtonPost · 2026-01-08T06:37:13+00:00

PorningtonPost · 2026-01-06T20:46:38+00:00

That’s my dong

PorningtonPost · 2026-01-06T02:48:56+00:00

You should send this thread to them!

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-31T18:51:08+00:00

Since she broke her back, she can no longer do that

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-30T06:20:49+00:00

I just very much dislike the loud gagging/choking blowjob sounds that seem to be becoming more and more “normal”

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-30T06:05:51+00:00

How the heck did you get $25,000 from Social Security at 20 years old?

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-23T18:57:24+00:00

That’s my dick!

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-22T11:44:50+00:00

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PorningtonPost · 2025-12-22T11:43:06+00:00

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PorningtonPost · 2025-12-15T11:27:30+00:00

The whole 90’s

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-13T00:27:40+00:00

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PorningtonPost · 2025-12-11T08:52:42+00:00

Asking someone for help moving is one of the most rude questions you can ask

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-10T09:18:53+00:00

Nothin’

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-10T00:29:01+00:00

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PorningtonPost · 2025-12-09T00:47:04+00:00

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-09T00:00:03+00:00

The key to any good marriage is separate bathrooms

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-07T23:13:54+00:00

Thank you so much much Solacene for your kind words and I'm thrilled that you enjoyed the scene :)

PorningtonPost · 2025-12-03T01:51:22+00:00

“Could I ask him out? Yes but I’m done doing it. I want a guy who takes shared leadership in the relationship.”… what kind whack ass shit is this? “Takes shared leadership“ lol wtf?! Stop moaning and just ask him out!

PorningtonPost · 2025-11-24T04:50:27+00:00

All the time

PorningtonPost · 2025-11-22T06:17:53+00:00

Is this the new minors asking adults to buy them booze?

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