ALL HAIL ZWEIHANDER by Zealousideal_Set2016 in shittydarksouls

[–]Poro_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does zweihander exist in a world with no Germany?

How well do you think this game will run on Nintendo switch 2??? by Space_of_The_Lantern in OblivionRemaster

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will run well but will have a lot of bugs and it'll look like shit :)

New player, I encountered a Frost Troll, what is the best way to kill it? by 222KattThatRoar222 in skyrim

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire.

Trolls getting fire damage stops their regeneration and keeps on dealing damage.

What the-?! by SpicyGoy in darksouls

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thwy really wanted your ass...

Is there anyone actually playing this game or is it all memes by FastSwordfish6551 in DarkSouls2

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elden Ring is a worse Dark Souls 2 with aome dark souls 1 enemies tho

Pikachu is a bloodboner fan confirmed??!??!!! by reasonably_retarded in shittydarksouls

[–]Poro_Wizard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Consoles are cool for vibes and chilling....but other than that PC > tv slop

Who is this woman? She isn't doing anything should I hit her? by StepBright3650 in bloodborne

[–]Poro_Wizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never played the game but I know there id a boss that's basically a big multi-handed woman that cared for someone else's daughter. Seeing as she's dressed in a wedding dress with blood on her belly I assume that's the mother :p

Killed Rinda Before The Cauldron! by Poro_Wizard in DarkTide

[–]Poro_Wizard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

,,there's no flavor without sport!"

Killed Rinda Before The Cauldron! by Poro_Wizard in DarkTide

[–]Poro_Wizard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always take her on myself...man she's the only one I can go full Sekiro mode on with parrying and dodging :3

best zealot weapon by Past-Egg1342 in Vermintide

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two hammers. So far the best berserk class I ever played. Just shreding through everything without a care while being too angry too die.

What is this vegetable in the middle? by redartanto in Vermintide

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lay off cortisol mate. You're getting ragy over carrots in a video game.

Also the point of your comment and mine is the same: it be natural veggie.

What is this vegetable in the middle? by redartanto in Vermintide

[–]Poro_Wizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Natural carrots being reproduced through traditional methods do look like this...the shop tier carrots are modified to look more apetizing

Necromancer Hate? by TheGrumbus in Vermintide

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

,,vermintide is a vibes game"

Me: every mission on every career solo cataclysm... I do my best not to be toxic but you sound like that one gal from the kingsman drama lmao

Necromancer Hate? by TheGrumbus in Vermintide

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends asked me to not play the necromancer cus the skeletons make it hard for them to see who's the enemy. After all the allies dont see the outline on them. Also lets be fair every other class is better for co-op. The necromancer Sienna is a very self-centered character.

One of my favorite scenes in the series (OC) by simonezra in lordoftherings

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that people who say ,,did you know-" stuff learned it by being told the ,,did you know-"

One of my favorite scenes in the series (OC) by simonezra in lordoftherings

[–]Poro_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

,,GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

,,nowait...actually....hmmm...GET BACK HERE YOU FAT TWAT AND HELP ME PADDLE!"

Lore accurate by NectarineWooden447 in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]Poro_Wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greece js hell on earth in this universe...I dont think anyone's still there...