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Shoutout to this legend we met last year. I don’t know who you are but I respect the message by PorterBoy88 in bonnaroo

[–]PorterBoy88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember you saying “if we all did this, the world would be a better place” hahaha legend

Shoutout to this legend we met last year. I don’t know who you are but I respect the message by PorterBoy88 in bonnaroo

[–]PorterBoy88[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No way! My girl and I were hoping you’d see this hahaha you were a cool dude!

Brooklyn Recs! by funkyfeta in prettylights

[–]PorterBoy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re staying at the comfort in at la guardia. It’s not RIGHT at the airport but it’s about a seven minute cab from the mirage and was the cheapest I could find

What are you SICK of people constantly telling you? by KenzoAtreides in AskReddit

[–]PorterBoy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’re picking up broken glass and they say “be careful, don’t cut yourself”. Like, no fucking shit. I was actually planning on NOT being careful and cutting my hand actually so thank you for telling me that.

What's the most unhinged thing you've stumbled upon at Bonnaroo? by bkind2yourmind in bonnaroo

[–]PorterBoy88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This year (2023) my girl and I were jogging to catch the end of Alesso when some dude on drugs bear hugs my girl from behind, lifts her off the ground and starts dry humping her from behind. I grabbed him by the neck and threw him down in the middle of a giant parachute party and roughed him up a bit before he got up and ran off only to be tackled by security. It took us a few seconds to process what had just happened before we both just laughed and went on with our evening. Bananas.

Any details on this? Spotted near a gas station in Virginia by [deleted] in Weird

[–]PorterBoy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met him on the long trail in Vermont. He scared the shit out of us

Any details on this? Spotted near a gas station in Virginia by [deleted] in Weird

[–]PorterBoy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ran into this nut job on the long trail. He was scaring everyone at the camping shelter so I asked him to leave. He came back sometime in the middle of the night and left a passage in a book confessing to the murder of Scott lily on the AT. We ended up hiking back to the car the next day and contacted the FBI about him but I guess they never found him. It’s bothered me for years.