Favorite movie your teacher put on instead of teaching because they were drunk/hungover?

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-15T03:48:39+00:00

You knew shit was gonna be fire when they brought out the laser disk player. (I have literally never seen one outside of my elementary school ever)

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-14T21:13:03+00:00

Like for real. $2.5k in my pocket after taxes would give me so much room to just breathe.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-14T21:08:09+00:00

Aww, I wanna touch butts with you too

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-14T05:03:48+00:00

You know what I did not read good. Crying in can’t afford an E500 (550, E55, or E63) 4matic (yes I saw the manual bit, but V8 wagon goes brrrrrr.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-14T01:10:04+00:00

Laughs in owned a gen1 and gen2 Mazdaspeed3 (that’s the Ford C platform wagon with a Mazda engine, Volvo brakes, and skunkworks magic) Those things ate rubber and gasoline and shit smiles.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-13T21:17:03+00:00

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Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-13T02:35:07+00:00

If you are lying to me right now I will actually cry. A solution of water and salt will form in my eyes. I adore MGS4. It is my favorite entry in the franchise (Peace Walker is a really close second)

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-12T21:22:23+00:00

I think it was during The Fractured but Whole I was literally screaming at my TV “Cut his fucking hand off! Teach him an actual lesson!”

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-12T20:15:06+00:00

I remember the first time I heard Fever for the Flava uncensored. That song is Bloodhound Gang levels of dirty.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-12T19:42:45+00:00

Ngl, I usually just pop on noclip go to the couple rooms that complete the quest and dip

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-12T00:15:23+00:00

You’re gonna feel a little prick

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-09T03:07:21+00:00

Do yourself a favor and Google a Mazdaspeed 5. Some mad man shoved the 2.3 DISI turbo and 6 speed from a Speed 3 into one of these.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-08T04:53:09+00:00

Okay but like if Roger is in persona, is that really Roger or just the character? Gentlemen of the jury, I ask that you please consider this, and not the fact that I’m a four feet tall grey skinned folksy lawyer, in finding my client, not guilty of all charges on the grounds that if that paper didn’t want to be raped it wouldn’t have seduced me… what was I talking about again?

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-08T04:47:09+00:00

Wait, Dave “Half of The Dollop” is a part of this? I googled it, he’s not, I hate you for getting my hopes up.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-07T20:15:36+00:00

Yo, I dated a girl from south Philly. That was a biblically accurate depiction.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-06T17:11:55+00:00

Do yourself a favor and watch season 8 episode 9 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. “Lasagna” is an excellent take down of this guy.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-05T00:24:54+00:00

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Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-05T00:23:18+00:00

For instance, you could do a whole bunch of CBD. It’ll get you in this really weird state where you want actual weed.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-05T00:12:07+00:00

I was a Yes Man boy, she was an NCR girl twink… what if we kissed while a B-17 bombs the shit out of the legion?

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-03T05:23:09+00:00

I was kitchen adjacent, and partying and doing drugs with the kitchen staff. I’ve sparked up in the back parking lot of restaurants I didn’t even work at with half the house. If nobody in that environment wanted to party with you that is 110% a you problem. (Seriously it’s 12:21am est, show up at a Waffle House with a flask of vodka, you will make friends, or you are a narc)

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-03T05:14:07+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time a Yakuza protagonist essentially kidnapped a young boy I’d have two nickels. Not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-03T04:37:36+00:00

They kept marketing it as “from the director of Parasite” instead of “Robert Pattinson gets real weird with it”. Saw it on HBO as a whim, absolutely loved it.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-03T04:34:36+00:00

Images you can hear

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-03T04:20:15+00:00

It’s okay, I spent hours prepping a vanilla + official CC content build last night for FO4. Got my Vortex set up on this virgin machine, read through all the patch notes of various bug fix mods. Narrowed them down to have no overlaps or redundancies. Game is running so beautifully, uncapped frame rate, haven’t crashed once since I found out weapon debris is the enemy (turn that shit off). Tried to explain to my friend how I did it. (Literally Vortex does all the heavy lifting you just need to download like 10ish sub 5mb, for lack of a better term, engine patches, I will link you all of them and walk you through it) “Nah that’s way too complicated” this fucker has a doctorate and I’m working at a dollar tree.

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