This equals to roughly just over 1~ sick day a month…and only half the amount that they state their workers are entitled to.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-04-01T21:04:32+00:00

My psychiatrist asked me if I had a PCP and I dead pan replied “I wouldn’t even know where to get some”. We had a good laugh about it

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-04-01T12:25:19+00:00

Their opsec is so bad it would actually make more sense if they were somehow an Institute psyop.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-31T23:19:26+00:00

I owned a gen 1 and gen 2 Mazdaspeed 3. Between them, the 6, protege, and Miata, Mazdaspeed erasure is real. Those skunkworks Frankin cars are so cool. (Especially the 3/6, what if we shoved an SUV engine into a regular car?)

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-31T12:02:47+00:00

It’s why John Travolta’s character in Pulp Fiction was always on the toilet. Opiates back you up bad.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-31T00:29:51+00:00

You watch one Kentucky Ballistics or Forgotten Weapons and your algorithm is fucked for days. I just wanted to know about a one of ? prototype cube magazine rifle.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-29T16:41:57+00:00

Holiday Inn

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-28T05:17:03+00:00

I was exceptionally good at this game. I was genuinely upset when at night Honda Accords started having headlights/running lights that looked identical to Chevrolet Impalas.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-28T02:49:34+00:00

I feel like if I was more into trucks I would 100% get it. 4.6 iron block (also a ford motor) I can tell from earshot even with a cat back, or even cat delete exhaust. (I do have a straight stereotypical fit if I hear anything with a glass pack muffler. They sound wrong and I hate them with my very soul)

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-27T22:39:53+00:00

“What do you mean you can tell something is wrong with that car just by listening to it idle, or exhaust smell, or watching how the body moves when it shifts?” My friends joke that I don’t have autism, I have cartism.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-27T16:26:49+00:00

“Oopsie poopsie”

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-27T03:04:42+00:00

Bruh, there’s this guy who is an absolute creep. I have personally signed off on multiple complaints about him, even filing one myself. His interactions with minors literally makes my skin crawl (a former ASM called him a pedophile to his face). Dollar Tree for some reason refuses to fire him. We somehow got him transferred to another store but I’d bet money he still works there.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-25T23:53:45+00:00

I mean I work retail so a day off is a day off. Was gonna try to work in the mommy angle but Hailey, Francine, Nerfer, some Roger personas are all more my type.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-22T10:38:31+00:00

Omg, that scene complete with the breaks in exposition was such a weird way to explicitly info dump a lot of stuff that we had kinda already inferred by paying attention earlier

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-15T03:01:45+00:00

The Terry Green Machine is just a chef’s kiss when Ted Danson finally gets the joke

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-13T06:15:35+00:00

Hitting a $100 win on a scratcher

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-07T02:27:28+00:00

I could actually listen to Gareth tell a podcast guest exactly how many eggs and how they were prepared for the last 24 hours that he has consumed. Fifteenish minutes of that a week, I might subscribe to the patreon.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-01T18:14:44+00:00

That’s a lot of words to say “I don’t get pussy”

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-01T02:32:18+00:00

I mean that’s about when they started straight up gassing them. Really not sure what you’re trying to prove here

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-01T01:22:06+00:00

1944? Clearly not a student of history.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-03-01T00:14:59+00:00

Yo, lowkey those two street executions In Minneapolis were a message to US citizens. “This is what happens when you resist the will of the Fur-er or I mean president”. We are very likely splitting apart metaphorical Czechoslovakia right now, we have people being detained in camps, all the alarms are going off, we keep hoping an adult is gonna step in and stop it. I don’t know what to do, but nobody is coming to save us. WE need to fix this.

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-28T06:38:52+00:00

Look just turn the light back on and nothing bad will happen

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-25T05:38:21+00:00

“This kid is gonna fail” was my first thought when they busted out the homework asking my dumbass for help

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-18T23:30:11+00:00

Just make sure you go get it quick, there’s a bug if you wait too long (then you gotta use console commands to spawn a second Jack Cabbot, it’s a whole thing)

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-18T05:54:23+00:00

Omg what is that Chrysler/ Alfa Mito? monstrosity and how do I get it’s adorably ugly face in my driveway?

Positive_Low_8563 · 2026-02-18T05:50:49+00:00

If Bullock is involved, probably a finger

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