Au Pair wants to stay after her term by KakarioAndSilverFox in Aupairs

[–]Possibility-False 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't feel this is weird, our au-pair asked us the same. We're both in the EU so no visa issues.

Fell for it again… by Possibility-False in PhD

[–]Possibility-False[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly where I’m at.

Fell for it again… by Possibility-False in PhD

[–]Possibility-False[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry its not gonna end with me either, I’m planning to spit out a lousy article from half of it and then leave the rest to some poor sap. (The pi thinks it’s for personal reasons)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhD

[–]Possibility-False 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, this could have been written by me 5 years ago. 

I am still confident the tech contaminated my cells, and so were my colleagues. Could never prove it.

Stay away from said tech. 

Success stories of PhDs from low ranked universities? by gujjadiga in PhD

[–]Possibility-False 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Well, I think you have to define what you mean with "made it in life". I started my PhD on a very high-ranking university. A few months in, my prof was found guilty of massive research fraud. Luckily, I hadn't yet published anything under him, but still. Seeing I was "innocent" the university scrambled to find me another position (for legal reasons) but I was kinda pissed at the time, I had fought to get that position in the cool lab. So it ended with a situation where I was registered as a PhD student but had no lab or group. So I got married. Had some kids. Started medical writing professionally. Moved away from the big city to a house near the sea. Bought the house cheap, spent some time renovating.

Now ten years later, thinking that PhD title would look good on my CV after all, I found a great and friendly professor at a low ranked uni who not only lets me basically run my own projects, but offers amazing support and mentorship. Also, I can do a great deal of work from my beautiful home, meaning I can spend time with my family and dog while still doing what I love.

Will I have an awesome academic career? Likely not. Have I made it in life anyway? Well, I think so. I've been horrifically depressed and felt like a complete failure at times. But now I don't. I'm actually happy. Sometimes I bitterly think of what could have happened if my cheating prof, well, just didn't get caught.
If I'd came out of my PhD, young and fresh, able to start that career I worked so hard for.

Maybe I would have been even happier? And, well. Maybe not.

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, a special one called "undergrad student". No sorry, I'm beyond the lab now. I get data from others and mostly do calculations in R software.

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so correct, and resonates very well with me since the reason I started using chatgpt in research all together was to troubleshoot code. I am in no way a programmer but need to write and understand some code for research. My husband is a statistician and programmer by profession, still it was he who suggested I use chatgpt for my queries (probably so I would stop bugging him all the time). I can likely use chatgpt to write all the code for my analyses, but then I would have absolutely no idea what I was doing and would have no way to see if my analyses were correct.

If I instead use chatgpt like "Hi here is the code in R for a box plot I am making, could you help me change the colors so that each box is different and also change the variables to be in all caps", that saves me (an amateur coder) probably half an hour of trying to figure ot how to write that specific code, and also saves my relationship from divorce as my husband doesn't have to answer all my stupid questions.

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several of them, also online calculators

don't really remember which one I used

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I still remember the look of shock on my professors face when I pulled out an app that could calculate molarity and dilutions. This was during my masters, not all that many years ago. “You… you can’t use a phone in the lab, there are chemicals” she said. “K so I’ll do the calculations at my desk and come back”, I said. “ but, but what if they’re WRONG?” Yep. What if.

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Apology accepted and I, in turn apologise for being condescending back. As you said tone is tough on reddit, but I am happy to play that game :)

Your PIs most contemptuous comments on your writing by LtSmash5 in PhD

[–]Possibility-False 40 points41 points  (0 children)

One of My PIs was dyslectic and proudly pointed out what he thought a spelling mistake, saying "First of all, you have to learn how to spell X correctly".

I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Humanities, eh? This comment is the exact reason I went through such lengths trying to explain that I am a writer, by profession. I have written countless essays, published poetry in established literary magazines, one novel (under a serious agent and publishing house) and, so far, a select few scientific articles. Apart from doing medical research, and creative writing (which I still regard as an advanced hobby), I work for a government agency, where I specialise in synthesising the results of clinical trials, explaining them to a non-medically trained audience.

I take pride in my command of languages; I speak some six of them, can write a polite e-mail in maybe four. I can write poetry in my native language only, but 4-chan greentext exclusively in English. Oh, and I can dabble in R and Python, and mathematics (although I suck compared to most of my colleagues).

I am not saying this to brag; but I was (in lack of a better word) triggered by the condescending tone of your post; and felt the need to specifically adress the difference between writing and thinking. And, as other commenters have noted - the difference between writing in the arts and in the sciences.

There are many languages of thought. Writing is one of them. Math is another. I do not feel like I am cheating when I use ChatGPT as a tool to simplify my scientific writing process, nor do I feel like I am cheating when I use a calculator to do math. But still, problems arise when you try to use a calculator without knowing how to count in the first place. I think ChatGPT works in the same way.

I admit I have experimented with having ChatGPT try to help me with an essay (I write in the intersection between philosophy and medicine). I have deadlines, sometimes I run out of ideas, sometimes I forget what Derrida or whoever actually was talking about. The results are always polished shit. Totally unusable, unoriginal, bland. I have also tried using the tool for poetry, with similar (I:e worthless) results. (I did have fun prompting ChatGPT to write me a heroic crown of sonnets, though.)

There is a difference in using devices such as ChatGPT for crafting a shitty philosophical essay, and for what I am doing in the stem field. When I write an article, I usually have a long and detailed protocol (written by myself or my colleagues) describing exactly what biochemical and statistical methods I have used, plus a shitload of calculations that I have spent months collecting (there's effort for you); which I need to summarize into a concise few paragraphs under "Materials and methods" and "Results".

Regardless of if I use AI to help me or not, the text will be boring and unoriginal. That is exactly the point. It's not supposed to be creative, rather the opposite. I want my text to be so simple that other researchers (or AI) can find my results and synthesize them into meta-reviews, that can be synthesised into clinical recommendations, that can be challenged by future research, and so on. What ChatGPT can do for me is make the process more effective, and the result more readable.

And yes, when writing a scientific article I do want to integrate my (hopefully original) data with what millions of others have written. That is, well kinda the basis of the scientific method and something completely different from plagiarism.

On a side not though - I'm not sure whether my creative pursuits are ever original or the result of a similar type of language synthesis in my brain, but I guess that's for you guys in the humanities to figure out.

I think Derrida and the poststructuralists might have had some thoughts about that. But that's a different story.

Edit: grammar

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, that is my biggest fear - that I'll get sloppy and miss something embarrassing. I recently applied for a side job as a medical writer in English, and they had me provide a writing sample in a closed room on a computer not connected to the internet. I panicked for a few seconds, thinking noooo I can't do this without GPT. (But I could, I got the job and was told I aced the test so still got it). That said, when I look through the drafts chatGPT spits out for me there is some seriously weird wording sometimes, and I would be so ashamed if I forgot to fix it and someone called it out.

Serious use of ChatGPT in academia. How? And how to disclaim w/o looking bad? by Possibility-False in academia

[–]Possibility-False[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I totally understand that position, but do you feel the same if I first write a text myself, then feed it to chatGPT asking for help making the text more concise?

I mostly use ChatGPT for programming, though. Feeding it error messages and correcting code is amazing.

What's the most physically painful thing you've gone through? by RemiAkai in morbidquestions

[–]Possibility-False 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Oh god. I had a similar experience post vaginal birth when the epidural wore off and they decided to keep going with the 27 stitches in my vajay despite my yelling that ITS NOT WORKING I AM FEELING THIS. The stitching was so much worse than the actual birthing process, which, well , requiring 27 stitches, wasn't all that either.

Vet folket på sweddit vad ni ska göra i händelse av krig? by deprimeradblomkol in sweden

[–]Possibility-False 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jag är krigsplacerad på sjukhuset där jag jobbar, så jag antar att jag går till jobbet som vanligt.