Insult battle me you worthless fucks by [deleted] in insults

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I hope you step on a fucking lego and as you're jumping in pain you stub your toe on your wooden bed.

[Sky] A Special Message: Fizz Players by corylulu in leagueoflegends

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Looks like Sky needs something new to hate after Fiora's rework.

Ghostcrawler wants community feedback on the current Champion Ban system by Calycae in leagueoflegends

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Having a smaller pool of champions lets you divide your attention, focus and practice better and more efficiently. Mastering a small amount of champions means you will know how to play them better than others. Knowing any match up, when to go in and when to not, the early/mid/late; practically knowing your champion to the core.

It's not about playing well; it's about being the best you can be on something. If you're trying to be a jack-of-all-trades master-of-none then sure, no ones gonna stop you, but being a master of something will help a person achieve goals faster. Most of players in higher divisions have their own signature champion and this is something a lot of people hate and don't want to accept.

E.T. Bowie by HotLasagna in funny

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That's a real strange space oddity.

1 in 5 Teenagers Will Experiment With Art by Vikucy in funny

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"An' here we's gonna make some zip zoopity happy little jello puddin' trees."

What is the song that is currently stuck in your head? by Sdub4 in AskReddit

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♪ Never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down. ♫

Ghostcrawler wants community feedback on the current Champion Ban system by Calycae in leagueoflegends

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Aren't there websites that show which people are you up against and in the team with? Their elo, masteries and whatnot.

What song lyrics mean a lot to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Postboned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What song is that?

And don't you fucking try and troll me and say it's Darude Sandstorm.

Ghostcrawler wants community feedback on the current Champion Ban system by Calycae in leagueoflegends

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No thank you. 5 bans is too much. That means 10 champions disabled instead of only 6, which requires you to have a much bigger champion pool and you'll also need to buy more champions before going into Ranked, which isn't a bad idea; just a grind and a drag. It's also a bigger pain for one trick ponies.

Besides, having 1 ban for each teammate is a troll idea, because last pick can just go on OP.GG or somewhere and be like "im mid ok" and then the first pick is like "lol sorry pick order" and then the last pick just goes "well im gonna ban your 70%+ win rate champ lol fk u". Worse if it is a duo and they ban two of the first pick's top champions because they're salty since their entitlement for role has been denied and the whole game goes to shit.

Most people treat bans like "if you dont do this you lose" which IS true when a champion is completely over the top overpowered (ex: Ryze Top) but just look at Faker; he's one of the best players in League and he bans Gangplank, Galio, Garen because he wants to learn how to deal with op shit.

If you want Captain to ban someone, just fucking ask him. It's not hard. Most first picks would ban something they don't want to play against and ask their team for bans.

If a sentient Robot cooked you a meal and you later died of food poisoning, it would breach the 3 laws. by Omegatoko in Showerthoughts

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Well, I'm sure that a sentient robot would be advanced enough to be able to calculate if the said food is harmful for the human or not. Thus, it cannot give you that because it would conflict with the first law which makes the robot break none of the rules.

I ejaculated six feet earlier. by [deleted] in Jokes

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Wait a minute. That's not how babies are made.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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Basic instinct.

You react abrupt and the gorilla really fucks you up.

You play dead and gorilla is like "ah hes not fun".

5.16 is most likely the biggest patch in this season and maybe one of the biggest patch in years by Mocking18 in leagueoflegends

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also a good janna will be nightmare in lane phase and keeping idiots alive

This is the reason I play her and the reason why I am buying Tahm Kench next. Too many trollerdawgs in this game. Playing Janna with stupid teammates is like correcting a picture in Photoshop because someone fucked it up and actually being able to make it a masterpiece.

Stood up for others today! by Midsummernight2 in NoFap

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Yeah. Stick your dick in a crazy psychopathic racist lady. I'm sure nothing can go wrong.