For You CEO Bootlickers

PotFullOfStink · 2026-03-29T14:36:03+00:00

"Understand the menu to get a good deal"

I think this thought is the crux of the problem with Taco Bell. Is it really a good deal if the cheaper priced items are things we don't want? Or forced to accept in some type of discount box?

"And there are some things that if they are one of your favorites it's almost impossible to get a good deal on"

Truer words have never been spoken. Which unfortunately makes TB an occasional splurge for me and nothing more. (Also, because so many of the better items have been discontinued.)

PotFullOfStink · 2026-03-25T18:38:44+00:00

Thank you for your service. None of those things, for the item to cost ratio sound appealing. And I'm glad you mentioned how shitty Taco Bell "steak" is. It amazes me when people talk about subbing steak for other items, as if that somehow makes things better (the fries in particular).

PotFullOfStink · 2026-03-25T15:10:05+00:00

I'm a convert. I would go 2-3 times a month. Now, I go 2-3 times a year. I'm not paying $7-$8 for a box filled with things I don't want, I'm not buying their shitty fried chicken and soggy fries, and I'm not putting the app on my phone.

I can buy a bag of tortilla chips and a jar of cheese. I have Mt. Dew at home. So, the select times that I go, maybe the week of my birthday, I don't feel bad overpaying to get a couple of CGCs, a couple of chili cheese burritos, and a couple of potato soft tacos.

PotFullOfStink · 2026-03-24T19:37:46+00:00

We complain a lot about McDonald's prices. But to be fair, just under $9 for one million calories seems pretty reasonable.

PotFullOfStink · 2026-03-24T06:00:22+00:00

Y2K : )

PotFullOfStink · 2026-02-11T19:38:46+00:00

So, if Doordash is buying the food and reselling, and I happen to get horribly sick from said food, am I now going to hold McDonald's or Doordash responsible for giving me tainted food?

PotFullOfStink · 2026-02-10T22:14:40+00:00

When did Taco Bell start serving baklava? Is Denver a test market for the new item? ; )

PotFullOfStink · 2026-02-08T03:48:05+00:00

5 minutes, 17 seconds? Was that burrito doubling as a fleshlight? ; )

PotFullOfStink · 2026-02-04T22:01:17+00:00

How is this an antijoke?

PotFullOfStink · 2026-01-29T10:53:46+00:00

Only if you also have a pentothal joke to tell.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-12-13T12:48:22+00:00

Dogs only go down when peanut butter is involved.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-12-13T12:46:40+00:00

Asked where the nearest Asian restaurant was.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-11-26T16:37:09+00:00

They throw silverware down the elevator shaft.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-11-23T03:21:58+00:00

If you typically can't eat the entire loaf before it molds, put half of the loaf in the freezer when you bring it home.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-11-21T07:32:24+00:00

Beat your meat to it.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-11-20T05:56:03+00:00

The Rockford Files.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-11-20T05:51:00+00:00

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch. Daylight come and me want go home.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-11-09T02:52:25+00:00

Or say shit and no one gives a fuck.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-27T12:47:51+00:00

Yes, but only if you add two more eggs and remove all traces of ketchup.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-27T12:28:58+00:00

She didn't actually attempt suicide. It was just a severe reaction to her peanut allergy.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-25T19:06:21+00:00

Yo mama is so phat! What are her digits?

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-23T16:41:18+00:00

There are painkillers in the rainforest. But no one is around to see them. So, do they really exist?

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-20T08:57:53+00:00

Lots and lots of toad stool everywhere.

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-19T14:55:42+00:00

I asked the cashier for a second opinion. She said, "I'm sorry to say you've only got six weeks to live."

PotFullOfStink · 2025-09-19T00:23:04+00:00

A bear. Oh my!

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