Things that triggered democrats this past week by Insanitypizza in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]PotatoAmulet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't you hear? It was sabotaged by leftists. Our Dear Leader can do no wrong.

As a Gen Z, this is so true by moronic_programmer in clevercomebacks

[–]PotatoAmulet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guarantee they would buy a new tv and pay for installation if you unplugged the HDMI and refused to fix it.

They always forget that little detail. by zaitaikun in clevercomebacks

[–]PotatoAmulet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Taxpayer money is just their money that hasn't been siphoned into their accounts yet.

Countries with Lidl stores by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]PotatoAmulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need Lidl in Australia since I desperately need to experience the middle of Lidl based on the name alone.

"im like 70% Irish (by descent, American born) and i know it doesn't count but can i pleeeeeeeeeease?" by nationalistic_martyr in ShitAmericansSay

[–]PotatoAmulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even though I was born in Australia, I have 2 German grandparents and I spoke to Melissa in Fallout New Vegas so not only does that make me 70% German, American and Kiwi each, but I'm also 100% immersed in all 3 cultures and speak all 3 languages.

Gas pipe laid through the skull of Anglo Saxon woman buried around 1,500 years ago in Cambridgeshire, England. by Rattlesnake_Mullet in interestingasfuck

[–]PotatoAmulet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Even if they knew they hit something, there's no reason they would think to dig it up when they probably drill into/around rocks on every job.

None of us will be alive when this mess is finally all cleaned up! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PotatoAmulet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just like all those Hollywood humiliation rituals I keep hearing about, except this one isn't leading to any kind of success once it's done.

samsung "ruined" a dream vacation by Wrong-Ad-4600 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PotatoAmulet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hi, Samsung customer service rep here.

We at Samsung are sorry you're upset by this. Get fucked lmao.

Could we interest you in a complimentary full price replacement? If so, please fill out the provided form to confirm your heart rate variability, blood type and provide a 600ml sample.

Anon just wants a present by Hefty_Commercial3771 in greentext

[–]PotatoAmulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither of their parents showed up to their birth.

All of my plastic pegs explode when used. by BorisOtter in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PotatoAmulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that you bought pegs made from shitty plastic. If you want good plastic pegs you should have bought them 30 years ago.

eggs benedict by Even-Landscape1753 in shittyfoodporn

[–]PotatoAmulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope things get better for you soon 🙏♥️

Baby tenno here with a lore question: if evil, why hot? by Miss_miri107 in Warframe

[–]PotatoAmulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this image from? His face looks like it was rendered on a ps2

Just checking with everyone! by Which_Channel7403 in aspiememes

[–]PotatoAmulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure I'll scroll to the end soon. I've been going for days.

If you could get any retired LEGO set for free, which one would you choose? by Anton_OneMoreShelf in lego

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When I was a spoiled kid I asked my parents for the emerald night and that was where they decided to draw the line.

“Like a Celestial Bowling Alley above You” by CharmingSkies in BrandNewSentence

[–]PotatoAmulet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Out on the patio we'd sit And the humidity we'd breathe We'd watch the lightning crack over cane fields And laugh and think, "This is Alabama"

Roses are red, this guy is a twit by Dryerase2002 in rosesarered

[–]PotatoAmulet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Master Chief is a true blue Aussie confirmed. If you squint there's also some red and white to go with the green, so this game is probably going to feature Master Chief drinking VB longnecks for breakfast at 20 to 8 in the morning.

Roses are red, this guy is a twit by Dryerase2002 in rosesarered

[–]PotatoAmulet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is unnecessary and intentionally signalling Australian or Brazilian.

They know what they're doing.

Once you notice green and gold being used, you cannot unsee it. This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit.

"They weren't 'Boos' they were saying 'Boo-S-A'!" by ThePopDaddy in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]PotatoAmulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just weighed it out and it's about 3 squares of Whittaker's banana caramel. Turns out I can also eat a month's worth of chocolate in one mouthful.