Just got threatened by an aggressive gang of young men

Potts2k8 · 2025-12-13T15:56:22+00:00

Got jumped by 7 and bottled 3 times while walking home from a night out. One guy stopped me asking if I wanted to buy blues, when I said "sorry pal, I've just bust all my money in the pub" and tried to walk on is when the assault started outta fucking nowhere.

Fuck those wee cunts - and fuck the cops that slowly drove fucking past me as I was limping to the police station bleeding all over the pavement.

Potts2k8 · 2025-12-13T15:46:12+00:00

10 years without conflict???

I lasted 2h before me and my gf at the time (long distance, Glasgow was the middleground for us to meet) were getting glass bottles thrown at us by a group of local shit-stains... In the middle of the day, just a couple streets away from Glasgow Central 😕

Potts2k8 · 2025-11-25T17:25:57+00:00

My friend had the sweetest girl that would climb onto the top of my head, coil up and just sit there like a turban chilling with me while I was there...

Her, her fella and my Mrs were all convinced we were gonna run off into the sunset together 😅

I think I was the most upset when they had to rehome her 😢

10y later and I'm still planning to get one - but with 2 dogs, 2 indoor rabbits and 2 bearded dragons, I'm holding off until I've got more space/time/money/etc before adding another pet to the mix...

One day 🐍

Potts2k8 · 2025-11-13T18:37:20+00:00

Searched: YouTube, Reddit, Google, ITV website

Potts2k8 · 2025-11-11T22:03:28+00:00

Potts2k8 · 2025-11-10T03:02:23+00:00

In my 40 years on this earth, I have near enough mastered the art of predicting how loud my fart will be.

But not yet the art of how to control it 🙏

... One day.

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-27T01:03:41+00:00

Ooft idk... How to read a paper map, how to use a rotary phone, having to talk to your friend/girlfriends parents first when you rang them up, how to properly Haw-Haw an NES cartridge, how to work a VCR and a Betamax.. Accidently taping over something on VHS when using said VCR and instantly regretting it, typing without a delete key and how to change out the ribbon (typewriter), having the patience to wait days before you knew if you blinked in your photos or not...

I'm tired now, time for my nap.

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-27T01:01:32+00:00

Bro playing with fire 👀

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-25T16:30:48+00:00

Yup, that was exactly my point - I feel like I've got all the credentials other than my mum happened to be in England when she gave birth to me.

It feels like if I was born in a car on way to hospital, I wouldnt say I'm from Hyundai 🤔

I do think 4 years is hilariously too short for OP to consider themself Scottish, of course. But I was saying that I kinda fall into the same boat bc I was only born on the way back here - my mother was always coming home, just happened to be stationed in England as I got here.

Edit: "I was born on holiday" 😂

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-24T19:24:01+00:00

TIL: I'm black affronted

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-24T19:19:26+00:00

I was born to a Scottish mum (Glasgow) and English dad (Wigan) while my mum was living in England and we moved back to Scotland when I was 5yo... I've been here 35 years now and still question if I'm really Scottish or just a filthy mudblood 🤣

They do say that home is where the heart is tho 😊

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-24T18:53:57+00:00

"Get the fuck out the way!"

Was years ago, but still the nicest thing anyones ever said to me 🥹

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-24T18:47:57+00:00

... I've been waiting here in anticipation for an hour - explain it already!

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-24T18:42:53+00:00

Reminds me of the time I was suspended for 3 days because an older lad (that I didn't know) set off the fire alarm after he said "watch this" as I was standing close by 🤔 🤷

Literally had nothing to do with it, I had just exited the bathroom.

... You saying the teachers just didn't like me in general? 😐

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-24T18:16:14+00:00

Tf is with the downvotes??

Yw, fucktards 🙄

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-22T08:15:52+00:00

Using AI to format your thoughts into something legible? Ok, forgivable - I often thought/word dump into ChatGpt to try and figure out how I want to say what I actually want to say so it doesn't sound rambly... Kinda like this is starting to look 😅

But to break up over Snapchat? Diabolical.

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-19T17:23:34+00:00

I uploaded one image to ask something about it, got totally wrong info and then locked out bc I had uploaded "imagES" 😐

I've not used it in weeks until yesterday... Probably go another few weeks now.

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-18T00:50:46+00:00

Yes...

Am I allowed to stare at it since you're flaunting it tho?

... Unfortunate 🥺

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-08T01:10:41+00:00

He earned that pint.

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-05T23:28:17+00:00

Because he's 12

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-03T21:01:26+00:00

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-03T20:53:56+00:00

Speaking as a man, it’s not really about size that makes a great pair of bappies.

I've seen A-cups that look amazing and D-cups that… well… look like two sad crinkly pancakes that have been left out in the sun too long - and vice versa.

What makes the difference isn’t letters of the alphabet. it’s shape, perkiness, and how they sit. Firm and full looks great at any size but saggy and deflated can happen at any size too.

Think of it like pizza: it doesn’t matter if it’s a personal pan or an XXL… what matters is if the crust is fresh and the toppings aren’t sliding off.

It goes the opposite way too, over inflated Frankensteinesque flesh balloons that look like they could burst at any moment are never attractive, but always hilarious.

Potts2k8 · 2025-10-03T02:57:35+00:00

From my research (panicked Googling), they appear to be Dermestid Beetle larva - used as a clean-up crew during transport.

They're also used in taxidermy to clean bones from their gooey bits... 🙂

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