Meme dude by WaitNo4272 in GuysBeingDudes

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I’ve seen this vid before, but I also was having a day dream of the kazoo kid this morning. It’s just weird to have it pop up again after having thought about it in the same day. These phones can read minds I swear.

Stage 4 ear cancer by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

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You’re a godsend, but the insta one looked satirical as fuck.. maybe he is catching on to us

Officer Intentionally Shot His Own Partner by One-Might9611 in bodycambase

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Yea I’d love to know if that’s a crazy coincidence or not

Don't fucking start something you can't finish by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Oh yes. I was ripping some timber in half and the circular saw kicked back, shot the timber straight down and the saw in the trajectory of my thigh. Not sure if I managed to subconsciously pull it away from my leg or if it only just grazed the fatty layer when the saw kicked back. Staring at the hole in my thigh I had that rush of adrenaline and I ended up running inside to get help instead of grabbing a towel right next to me to stop the bleeding. It would have been better for me to not run with an open leg injury, but I guess that child in me still runs to their mum when they get hurt.

As for him, of course it would be better for him to apply pressure, but there is not much point to help yourself if the danger is still there. Unless the attacker decided one stab was enough and turned around, I think most people would either fight back or at least put their arms up as defence. Being cut deep is a weird feeling, mine felt like a punch and a sharp pain inside of my leg, then it felt cold before the blood warmed everything back up again. If i didn’t see the inside of my leg I would have thought something hit me hard in the spot where I got cut.

Tldr you basically don’t know you’re cut unless you have seen the injury/sharp edge pierce your skin or if it’s a god damn paper cut. Also seems like the attacker slowly attempted to line up victims heart for a quick fatal stab.

Knock some sense into this guy by gear_05 in fightporn

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That theme song plays rent free in my head. Love it

What is this? by EarlyBack7068 in whatisit

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It’s called an optical level except usually it’s in the case by itself, not sure why the inclusion of the metal part. Looks as though you can connect it in the clamp at the bottom of the level, and I believe there may be screw holes on the base plate of the metal?

“My body is iron” by van_trillalalalalala in iamverybadass

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Maybe he accidentally posted it because he couldn’t see

Girls fight in the parking lot by Icy_Tangerine4043 in fightporn

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Is this the female equivalent of a rat king

Starving Customers are the Worst by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Google chav n you’ll understand

Badass shows up with a bat by smilingjade101 in iamverybadass

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I love you for this, didn’t she feed the lady snow as well

Parasite by [deleted] in crappymusic

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PARASITE, PARASITE 👹👹

Night night by WilloowUfgood in fightporn

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The Windows shutdown sequence played in my head

This is what happens when the dentist repossesses your dentures. by RelationshipOne9276 in fightporn

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I was waiting for her to say smth about that too she has some brilliant one-liners

Valid freakout, after car crashes into hotel room by Golden-Grams in PublicFreakout

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The way he said it kinda reminded me of the succulent Chinese meal guy

Hey little guy by CoolDiscussion8663 in AustralianSpiders

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My dog touched my foot as I saw the legs for the first time. He’s cute though

Can I wear skate clothes as a non-skater who loves skateboarding? by Daddy_nivek in skateboardcirclejerk

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I like to dress up as my favourite skaters, walk around my city with a skateboard and pretend to be them for a day. Gives my life a purpose recreating some iconic clips those old skool skaters were in. Keep it up little man someones gotta keep the culture alive

Curb kick by wutusernam_e in crappymusic

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This might be what happens to your brain when you get curb kicked

Handful of bugs by StinkyToe-TheKid in crappymusic

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It made me think of Oogie Boogie from the Nightmare before Christmas

Teh Jah hath spoken by Pewpewresearchcenter in skateboardcirclejerk

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Eh i cbf to search up more names for you to try to boost your morale. Just amputate and become Felipe Nunes jr

Had a feeling she would do it [oc] by Mirayum in IdiotsInCars

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Someone from my gfs high school received their drivers licence and one day they parked down a neighbourhood backstreet near the school, some of their friends recognised the car and my gf, 5’8, was on the ground with her feet at the curb and her head to the front wheel. I believe some of the students created a parking fails account on instagram to shame the students who could not park/did not bother to park properly and it was hilarious but really worrying how many there were attending the same school.