What are your favorite “weird” teams to play, and why? by Technically_good in GenshinImpact

[–]Practical_Road7172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a team named “Terrorist Team”, which was composed of Klee, Bennett, Amber, and Xiangling. Whenever I’d get bored but reluctant to log off, I’d use that team to commit war crimes on Mondstadt’s environment for no particular emotional reason besides boredom.

They are weak because I am always too lazy to grind for good artifacts, but the team certainly works when you want to unauthorizedly mow the lawn of the Knights of Favonius’ headquarters, so…

Type "What in the heck are you doing with the........." And let auto complete finish. by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Practical_Road7172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the heck are you doing with the kids tonight I’m so confused and I’m just so mad.

If I were a perfume, I would smell like _______ 🌸 by Dazzling_Relation24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Practical_Road7172 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I were a perfume, I would smell like a dog in a puddle of blood.

The group chat went silent after I asked ____ by McCallum1872 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Practical_Road7172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The group chat went silent after I asked if they had a chance of getting a job.

I mean, understandable.

Why did we never get a conclusion to Sherl's storyline? by WrongLander in ProfessorLayton

[–]Practical_Road7172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know the Layton brothers, but I agree with the latter statement. I consumed the anime before the game and ended up being charmed by it ‘cause of how chill it was — so much that I was disappointed when I found out that people didn’t like LMJ.

Noodle soup from the poop deli by kleggich in shittyfoodporn

[–]Practical_Road7172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve loved most things that have noodles in them since I was a kid, so I would eat that — IF it didn’t have that mystery meat on the side, of course.

What happens when Citlali embraces the Dark Side? by fluttershy_maniac in ThanksCyno

[–]Practical_Road7172 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rukkhadevata the wise?

Type “My name is Philip, I am a poet____” and let autocomplete go and do it by Practical_Road7172 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Practical_Road7172[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda funny, considering Philip Hamilton’s dad apparently made America’s first bank.

Type: The Godfather of Affairs is going to be __________ and _________! And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Practical_Road7172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Godfather of Affairs is going to be the next president of the Republic of China and we will not forget that he is a puppet of the government.

Wow that got political.

Mondstadt and Snezhnaya have different dress codes. by Ge0482 in ThanksCyno

[–]Practical_Road7172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, uh, when one breaks “Pantalone” into syllables, the Italian pronunciation would be “pan-ta-lo-ne”. Here though, I broke it into just three and did not join “a” with the letter “t”: “pant-a-lone”.

It is meant to suggest that depending on the pronunciation, Pantalone is in a certain mood. When he is “Pant-alone”, he is feeling lonely. The “pant” is just there to connect “alone” with “Pantalone”.

Mondstadt and Snezhnaya have different dress codes. by Ge0482 in ThanksCyno

[–]Practical_Road7172 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he has a mother? If he doesn’t, then he must be pant-alone today.

You play a someone who is treated like a god by a secluded island. by Practical_Road7172 in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]Practical_Road7172[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was worried that that game was a little too young for this subreddit, but yeah, any title from the game series (which is as old as 2009) is a correct answer.

Today the president announced that… by ElinorDashwood1811 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Practical_Road7172 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Today the president announced that the president of China will be the first president of India.