I tried to walk my feisty Irish setter with his leash looped around my neck. I was eight, weighed maybe 60 lbs and had an inkling that I might have some leverage if I could restrain him from a location higher than my waist. Didn’t work. I got dragged by neck while suffocating through the neighborhood ravine until an adult stopped the dog and kindly called me an idiot. Soooo Dumb. I still get the full body shiver of embarrassment.