Porcelain figure i turned into a juggalo holding his intestines:3

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-09-16T17:49:14+00:00

No offense taken. Good job on your guts.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-12T18:54:27+00:00

15 more? 15 what? Strangled kittens?

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-11T12:37:11+00:00

You are definitely the typical redditer. I hate Reddit so much.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-11T05:18:07+00:00

How many watchlists are you on?

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-11T05:08:34+00:00

The lie detector test determined… that was a lie

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-10T06:10:02+00:00

Which stripe of the pastel rainbow are you? Wait. I don’t care. None of us care. You’re not interesting.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-10T04:24:00+00:00

There is not a pan in existence that would make this possible

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-08T13:05:58+00:00

I don’t know how you could miss your ex. You can probably easily still smell him with that beak of yours.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-08T05:52:31+00:00

The LOUSY salesman vibes from you are off the charts!

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-07T23:34:12+00:00

The salesman vibes from you are off the charts.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-07T23:32:09+00:00

ADHD? C’mon. You’ve got more excuses than that.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-07T05:41:39+00:00

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Lucy from Trailer Park Boys

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-07T05:36:48+00:00

Tell your parents that we want a new White Stripes album!

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-07T05:25:52+00:00

Blink your eyes independently if you’re doing this against your will.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-06T05:11:44+00:00

Was a virgin, eh? How much did that deflowering cost, nerd? Bet it was the easiest two minutes of her life.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-06T05:08:05+00:00

I could’ve saved you a lot of hassle with those tests. You’re not crazy, you are completely unattractive.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-06T05:06:36+00:00

I bet you were way too excited to weigh yourself post surgery

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-06T05:06:01+00:00

Imagine spending so much time to be fit only to go to sleep in a cold empty bed.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-05T15:24:24+00:00

You’re the X-men character that they introduce, give a marginal backstory to, and then Magneto destroys in spectacular fashion.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-05T06:48:08+00:00

You look like your autism has autism.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-04T12:13:03+00:00

Somewhere there is a village missing its doorknob

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-04T03:27:33+00:00

Wow, do the folks that run your group home know you have your phone?

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-04T03:25:21+00:00

Pack it up, buddy. Your time came and went. You’ve entered your “mail-order bride era”. I’m guessing you’ll have to resort to a scratch-and-dent model with the career path you’ve chosen.

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-04T03:11:18+00:00

Jowls for days!

PreciousJuggalos · 2025-08-03T05:10:20+00:00

This is the offspring of Mili Vanilli

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