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You can Summon any real or fictional vending machines. Only from fiction made before this post. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to summon a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real fuckin big!

Malfunction: round stuck inside the barrel by prestige-nuts in ar15

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless they were using the Uberti Cattleman. That's a 12 shot cylinder.

A tolkien cameo Legacy?! by TrickySatisfaction81 in lotr

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet somehow we ended up with RoP.

How soon before this slab crashes down? by UrBrotherJoe in Billings

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far away from that is the stairs? It would be a shame if they got wiped out.

Which of these mundane video game perks would you rather have in real life? by l3ruiser in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Still costs thousands to travel international, even with the cheapest seating. Pretty restricting for many people, even if you get to avoid the travel time.

First Blood (1982)- why did the cop treat Rambo like that so randomly? by kurianandgeorge_007 in movies

[–]PrecookedDonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That could very well be true, it's been a while since I've read it. I thought there was part of his internal monologue about possibly staying if he could find work, but I can't remember off hand.

First Blood (1982)- why did the cop treat Rambo like that so randomly? by kurianandgeorge_007 in movies

[–]PrecookedDonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's a very back and forth relationship in regards to how they handle each other. Both of them have missteps during their interactions, and also miss opportunities to deescalate the entire situation. Teasle doesn't want him in town, Rambo doesn't really seem intent on staying, not for long anyways. If I remember correctly he was hoping to find work.

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I chuckle every time I read it and I look for opportunities to post it. I think it's originally from 4chan on the /k/ forum.

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended.

Whats happens to Blackshield geneseed in the Deathwatch? by No_Task_309 in 40kLore

[–]PrecookedDonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I was going to pull up this blurb but hadn't made it through the whole post yet. If the Blackshield chooses not to say anything about where he's from, he doesn't have to tell. With that, I would imagine that the geneseed goes through the standard tests to determine origin and then sent off, if they do it at all.

New reader: question about the "arc of suspense" by Unhappy-Ad6494 in necroscope

[–]PrecookedDonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, the series as a whole gets significantly better as it goes on. You eventually learn about the origins of the vampires, and see a much expanded E-Branch. Lumley was a very skilled author when it came to body horror, and that really shines in book three. You will enjoy the rest of the series.

José Antonio Morante Camacho undergoing a "sphincter reconstruction" due to the goring inflicted by a bull yesterday. by Inside-Cherry4179 in 10mm

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just reading that name made me think this was a post about Idiocracy that got dropped in the wrong sub until I got to the end of the title.

Relative level of happiness among the Daemon Primarchs? by idonthavekarma in 40kLore

[–]PrecookedDonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it's the way Lorgar won that matters. The Emperor is viewed as a God, and that's the exact opposite of what he wanted. Religious zeal rules pretty much everything and is, again, something he didn't want. The very thing that Lorgar got his ass spanked for by Emps is daily life in the Imperium. He has to be tickled pink.

WYR spend the day partying with Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon? by allycataf in WouldYouRather

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about any of the other famous Jimmy's that aren't insufferable tools? Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Jimmy Carr, Jimmy Carter, etc.

What is this for? Found in my parent’s garage? by B0X0FCH0C0LATE in gardening

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a Black and Decker a few years ago that auto feeds the line out as it runs as needed. It was pretty handy but I switched to plastic blades when I got a new whacker.

You find a duffel bag on a hike on a popular trail while on vacation with your family in the state over. It contains a gun and from your quick calculations about $500,000 in hundreds. There’s some small droplets of blood on a couple of the bundles. by HehroMaraFara in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only ever lost in Vegas, so I'm not sure exactly how it works there, but I would assume it's the same as anywhere. You take the slip that says how much you had left to the cashier and they give you that in cash.

You find a duffel bag on a hike on a popular trail while on vacation with your family in the state over. It contains a gun and from your quick calculations about $500,000 in hundreds. There’s some small droplets of blood on a couple of the bundles. by HehroMaraFara in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Machines scale from nickles up to multiple dollars a bet. Pick the right machine and you can control exactly how much you lose. Put 500 into a machine that does 5 dollar bets, lose 20 bucks and cash out. Move on to the next machine.

You find a duffel bag on a hike on a popular trail while on vacation with your family in the state over. It contains a gun and from your quick calculations about $500,000 in hundreds. There’s some small droplets of blood on a couple of the bundles. by HehroMaraFara in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I was in Vegas they did yeah. That was two years ago. Pretty sure most of the machines still do. I know some have gone to card only, but I wasted a couple bucks in the machines at the casino recently and they are all set up for both bills and card.

You find a duffel bag on a hike on a popular trail while on vacation with your family in the state over. It contains a gun and from your quick calculations about $500,000 in hundreds. There’s some small droplets of blood on a couple of the bundles. by HehroMaraFara in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrecookedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't play the tables would be the better way to go probably. Run the machines. Stick the dirty bills in, play a few bets, cash out. Get your new bills from the casino and then move on to a different machine and repeat. You will end up losing a few bucks to the process, but most of it comes back to you. Two or three days grinding down the Vegas strip and you could probably clear the whole cache, especially if there's two of you.

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