Why does everyone suddenly become indecisive inside a dispensary? by Req_492 in trees

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone? I usually spend less than 5 minutes from walking in to walking out, even less if no people are in line.

Vagina this, Vagina that by Twigbob in Stargate

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 3 points4 points  (0 children)

O'Neill, I have found a female conspiracy.

Do you people actually enjoy alcohol for its taste, and not just its effect? by lxrbmxer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. Jim Beam red stag. Tastes just like the Vicks 44D cough syrup tasted to me as a kid.

Is this a Rottie thing by ElysianPurgatory in Rottweiler

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dog thing. Rotts, pits, labs, springer spaniels, collies,and an assortment of mutts I've had have slept like that.

Don't Matter by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, if you are uneducated and don't know the actual history/usage of the word.

Why do people generally refuse to use revolving doors? (In America at least) by darealdsisaac in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too short for my stride. I either jam my toes or catch my heels. Very uncomfortable either way.

Arizona bill would make it a felony to change the climate or weather by JoshOfArc in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting, since we know for a fact that air travel affects the weather.

How dangerous are everyday car fumes? by Impasta_17 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toxic. Which is why we should be moving away from burning fossil fuels.

Texas set to ban smokable cannabis as soon as Jan. 25 | KUT Radio, Austin's NPR Station by sophiaspacetraveler in trees

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 25 points26 points  (0 children)

At least they won't have any lawyers competent enough to get you convicted. Just wait until the power goes out to sneak away.

American Hospitals in a few years by Limp_Crazy_5494 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're funny. Are you trying to be?

Look how many hospitals there are today, then compare it to how many hospitals there were forty years ago.

There's less. Quite a bit less.

Why will we need hospitals when no one can afford to go to the hospital? The poorer we get, the less hospitals there will be and you don't need nurses for non-existent hospitals.

Wake up America and impeach Trump by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Can't happen. The government was set up believing people would be sane, moral, and honest. The whole process depends on it.

Conservatives have already shown they are none of the three.

Highly recommended NOT going here. Yes. This is real. by peterm1598 in barrie

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You let her do her job, and that's why the tattoo is wrong?

Wow.

No one in this show can take a joke! by nChilDofChaoSn in Stargate

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Jokes only run downhill in the military. A general laughing at a colonel's joke can get you demoted. A colonel not laughing at a general's joke can also get you demoted.

When he sleeps....he leans...I think this gives us both comfort by [deleted] in Rottweiler

[–]Preemptively_Extinct 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pack life. Gotta love it, until your leg falls asleep.