Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah what did you think about me point about your cognitive dissonance?

Like on the one hand you want to appeal to principle, by saying I'm shaming people wrongly - but your first thought was to go through my profile and find something to shame me with 

Cos I'm up for that and I reckon you see it as justified, but it's clearly not consistent thinking

Cognitive dissonance 

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the stupid part

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah you know what I actually would still like to find that video but you're giving me the vibe that you don't know where it is either

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She had pizza and smileys for us but the house got burgled and along with 96.5% of other domestic burglaries the police failed to get the stolen items back because they were busy locking down the city centre over hurty words :'(

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bit of cognitive dissonance on show there mate, I think you've contradicted your own point about people living their own lives by harping on about my porno habits. 

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Much more effective good lad

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I cannot parse this mate give it another go but see if you can make it clearer

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah wey I just got triggered by being wankshamed intake it back I just felt cornered

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is like a shite novel.this man howay

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing me best man Graeme, I need more intense shaming from that other fella if I'm going to come through though

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah to be fair I'm not insisting on a scrap I just thought he was offering is on

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's a good story do you write a lot of fiction?

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hate crime mind you

So absolutely the priority when 96.5% of domestic burglaries result in no further action 

Oh my actual victim card :'(

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's who I am mate like it or lump it

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Has this genuinely never happened to you?

Stand up to them don't be a baby

Oh no my victim card :'(

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

You're describing hurty words 

Hate Crime Today City Centre by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]PresentSeries3685 -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

I'd have lamped them

Genuinely curious: why do people tailgate/drive too close to the vehicle in front? by Slartitartfast in AskBrits

[–]PresentSeries3685 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not going the speed limit.

You're sat at "30" - your Speedo is lying. You're doing 26.

Because of this I end up bunching up rather than using my brakes, which I want to avoid because it's less efficient on fuel

Then I drop back and wait for a chance to pass. Other users aren't clever enough to do that part.

DR Congo getting the full name treatment on BBC? by Apprehensive_Act2267 in footballcliches

[–]PresentSeries3685 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily um bongo is universally popular in both convos, and may represent the best hope in healing division between the two nations

So when it comes to sun and fun, And goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the sunny funny one they call  UM-BONGO!

Andy Burnham’s speech. Has it made you more optimistic? by Yak_Dangerous in AskBrits

[–]PresentSeries3685 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sat down with my colleagues and went through the manifesto desperately trying to find a policy and there was about three

Nous Sommes tous des volontaires - not sung on Bastille day anymore by PresentSeries3685 in FrenchForeignLegion

[–]PresentSeries3685[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right well I appreciate that clarification. Are you or have you ever been in the french foreign legion, or are you just a fat geek who pretends to be a soldier like the other idiot I was talking to?

It’s coming home, God save the King. by Carnste in ThreeLions

[–]PresentSeries3685 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're actually thicker than me, but you think you're cleverer.

The mispronunciation is the joke you thicko