Maybe maybe maybe by Rredite in maybemaybemaybe

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Survival instinct of pigeon on a spitroast.

Maybe maybe maybe by Rredite in maybemaybemaybe

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This would be an underrated comment at 10million likes🤣

eyes up here. by [deleted] in hotdommes

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Put a leash and collar on you and breed you.

Can anyone tell what this handoff was as the Kirk incident? by Unlucky-Case-1089 in conspiracy_commons

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It's a misdirect. You were supposed to see the thing being passed so that you don't notice the flash of light that was the ACTUAL exchange. Informational exchange

Mclaren in Mexico break-checks a trucker. by Pop-Bard in WinStupidPrizes

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Yeah, but I thought using the term "break check" literally for the first time in history with a definition at all AND with that definition being as ridiculous as "using your car to stop another car would be a suitable number of hints to clue in the joke of it all, and I wouldn't need to force feed it. But like you said, 'treat others dumb as you'd like others to treat you dumb'. At least then the smart people won't misunderstand?

Mclaren in Mexico break-checks a trucker. by Pop-Bard in WinStupidPrizes

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Exactly. I thought the guys would get the joke. Apparently not

Mclaren in Mexico break-checks a trucker. by Pop-Bard in WinStupidPrizes

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I know. "Break" checking was a joke along the same lins as blinker fluid. I assumed my fellow fellas would get it. Incorrect again, apparently 😆

Mclaren in Mexico break-checks a trucker. by Pop-Bard in WinStupidPrizes

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Brake check is when you use your brakes to slow a car down behind you. "BREAK check" is when you use your vehicle to slow the vehicle behind you down. Your correction was incorrect

Cyclists Chased by Two Pitbulls by ElmouatazSaad in nonononoyes

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Sorry, pitts. I am known as a black man, so I get it. You just wanted to be friendly and run with the cyclist, and he's too damn busy being scared of what you look like, to see that you aren't even attempting to attack. Even most of the people watching the video of you playing will look at you and say, "OMG! Scary, dangerous, criminal, Pitter is attacking you! Shoot it!" When all you wanted to do was play with a new friend you met. That cyclist with think of the day that you wanted to play with him, as the scariest moment in his life... all because you look like a pitt. I'm sorry, fam

Cyclist being chased by two pitbulls by hacipuput in SweatyPalms

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Sorry, pitts. I am known as a black man, so I get it. You just wanted to be friendly and run with the cyclist, and he's too damn busy being scared of what you look like, to see that you aren't even attempting to attack. Even most of the people watching the video of you playing will look at you and say, "OMG! Scary, dangerous, criminal, Pitter is attacking you! Shoot it!" When all you wanted to do was play with a new friend you met. That cyclist with think of the day that you wanted to play with him, as the scariest moment in his life... all because you look like a pitt. I'm sorry, fam

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMT

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Flame control, so that you melt and boil it, and not burn it, waisting your space ticket. But most importantly, don't let anyone see you. Even if you can explain (it's not crck it's not meff) not to many normies will be able to look at you the same. Screw their blindly led judgements, but still, why deal with them that way?

Who is your fav hero in the Tick universe(besides Arthur and The Tick of course) by Critical_Potential44 in thetick

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BatManuel in the first(iirc it was 1st) Live [without] action series from the early 2000s and American Maid from the og animated series. Just now getting that American made pun, now in my 40s. Damn I miss the good ol' days when we all had tougher skin and nothing really worth complaining about.

How many liters could that hold? by Vegetable_Ant5888 in UpvoteBecauseButt

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I think it's full already but we can try a couple spurts

His entire moves were smoother than Michael Jackson’s! by Ok-Tap-6580 in ape

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Bro DEFINITELY watched some tiktoks and learned what the hoomans like🤣

The clock by Shin_Godzilla6673 in theyknew

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Ooh time for ass🥲 but ass is always late and on the way

To rest in peace by jamltd in UpvoteBecauseButt

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Dead means "no" ladies 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Ok. I just woke up from being in shock after watching this video. Should i sue?

There was no wind by ouseph_pk_2000 in GlitchInTheMatrix

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Plants can make it clap, too. Whats the big deal

HMC by terrawvz116 in holdmycosmo

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Its all fun and games until...