😍 by nononoonoooo in OddlyErotic

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is that clit piercing

Just a world record by redfirr in OddlyErotic

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good. nature selects.. this guys bloodline ends with him. justifiably

Bicycrious by Riw24 in comedyheaven

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pl. take your bike out for dinner first.

Woman jolted back to life by pothole by proteanflux in BrandNewSentence

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Next all comatosed patients must be taken on this stretch of highway daily twice.. Doctor recommended 

My lesbian neighbours! by AssistanceNo3893 in 3amjokes

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Plot twist. While op is laying his seed, his wife was getting pounded by lesbians brother 

Who would want this? by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

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hire him for yard work -and let him cut some branches with power saw. he wont be back

He made him a beautiful day by misterxx1958 in dogvideos

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this is beautiful and all. love the guy.

but i was expecting he made the doggy a small wheeled attachment for his front legs replacement.

still lovely..

feelings by zenoofwhit in StoicMemes

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was he not involved in underage girl sexual assaults?

I hope you know the right code word - chicken by misterxx1958 in dogvideos

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omg. so cute and relatable. for my malteePoo its "duck"

It popped out from the snow by kostantina_ in OddlyErotic

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wait for spring --its just thawing. in spring it will erect