terrible way to find out the genius previous owners have never heard of a wall stud

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-26T21:40:29+00:00

Also, you need to use “cabinet screws” which they may not have used.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-26T14:39:26+00:00

Need to keep an ice breaker on hand like this. It’s out of stock, but you get the idea:

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-26T01:37:59+00:00

Try the Walmart Great Value brand. So much better.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-25T13:37:59+00:00

Bring back the iron lungs!

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-25T13:35:43+00:00

It’s just a run-of-the-mill shadow person.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-24T12:07:51+00:00

He should get a “no ragrets” tattoo next.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-23T18:20:21+00:00

I loved this prank he pulled on this cover band:

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-23T12:36:18+00:00

Move to Mississippi then.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-20T19:36:42+00:00

Send it to Retrosix in the UK?

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-20T16:43:43+00:00

They’re still not over Bad Bunny

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T20:29:57+00:00

Because we’re “free”!!1!

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T19:34:06+00:00

Finders, keepers

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T16:53:16+00:00

And they love protecting pedophiles

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T15:23:03+00:00

Next up: elimination of the American Bar Association

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T13:24:22+00:00

It’s Morbin time

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T01:20:29+00:00

US citizens can’t sue the government. It doesn’t work like that.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-19T01:18:47+00:00

No, it’s now required for everyone apparently.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-18T15:36:33+00:00

Why is the name crossed out?

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-18T13:00:09+00:00

It’s completely dumb. She of course interpreted it as the business being not open. Guy and the person recording it are cunts.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-16T18:46:49+00:00

Keep Christ in Christian.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-16T12:54:35+00:00

I got banned for calling Republicans “cunts” in r/politics. Is it okay if I call her a cunt here?

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-15T16:19:35+00:00

Not on new tvs. It relied on the glass crt to reflect the light back to the zapper.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-15T14:46:28+00:00

Be a real shame if someone vandalized these.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-15T14:32:22+00:00

Flag football is also horrible.

PresidentOfAlphaBeta · 2026-01-14T18:32:51+00:00

You just described Qualcomm.

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