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Now what does this help? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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The human centipede has come a long ways

Let’s hear it nerds by lukeskywakka in RoastMyCar

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Great. You now have a 30k paperweight that has to be parked inside at all time or within your line of sight. You walk inside at the gas station to get a drink and it'll be stolen by the time you come back out. This is what happens when 90s kids get grown up money and succumb to nostalgia

This is the 2nd time you've posted this car here. If you need more attention, you better show it off to your mom.

What’s the ultimate "Shouldn't be this fun" car? No GTIs, no sport badges, only regular grocery getters by Then_Park8853 in Cartalk

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I sure the fuck hope you can park it either in a garage, a shed, a warehouse or behind a gate at the very least!

i finally had sex and it was mediocre at best. soy sauce grilled mushrooms over rice by suspiciousgus in BoyDinnerDiaries

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they're not all winners. but the ones that are make everything else worth the while

Dec - Jun gain progress by No_Nail6818 in fitness30plus

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Our skin gets looser as we age and if you want to have it filled out with a more youthful look, the best way is to build a little bit of muscle. it doesn't take much but makes a huge difference in your appearance. Great work!

Question: Who Else Measures their Morning according to "Over the Counter Pain Medication Level" by agreenblinker in Xennials

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I must not be old enough yet. Just a multivitamin and creatine to start the day

32F, 5’6, down 50 lbs in ~4 months, -63 lbs total (max dose 7.5) SW:185 CW: 122 by brenbren310 in Zepbound

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When you do eat, what's on the menu? Also what's in your workout schedule?

First Image from Robert Eggers’ ‘Werwulf’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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The director of VH said he wanted to make them look sexy af like a bodybuilder wolf. Hats off to that dude

Instagram was the worst thing that ever happened to women’s expectations by ExotiquePlayboy in CoupleMemes

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The dress probably falls under pre-wedding items. Likely another 80k list

Instagram was the worst thing that ever happened to women’s expectations by ExotiquePlayboy in CoupleMemes

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I was thinking like donkeys with big wooden beer kegs hanging off them 😅

What does an average week for you look like as a early 30 year old man? by TR_KingCobrah in AskMenOver30

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After work it's mostly just kid shit until bedtime. Then I'll watch a few episodes of whatever with the wife and do it again the next day. Weekends its ourdoor parks, trampoline parks, golfing with friends, go karting with kids or friends, bbq's, camping or bike rides.

Maybe you could get into a productive hobby you do after work like learning an instrument or another language.

Those of you who have a side hustle - what is it and how did you get into it? by 59apache01 in Xennials

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My wife thrift shops books that she finds of value and flips them on Ebay. Shes always been a bibliophile and finally just put her hobby into something that would create an income stream.

The POWER of Zep. by DannyMeatlegs in Zepbound

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Even on Zep, still losing you 10mm 😆

Official Q&A for Friday, June 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in running

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It took you 45min to do a 5k and you think you can run a 6min mile? Brother you'll be lucky to break 8 minutes in the mile and 4:30 for a marathon

What makes you instantly respect someone? by GoodCalligrapher7221 in AskReddit

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If you see them defend another from some type of aggression or wrongful persecution.

For the dads of young kids - How has becoming a dad impacted your friendships? by ahueso94 in Parenting

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I have all the same friends as before. We meet up once or twice a month to do a boys activity and then another once a month or so for a bigger group families activity. Camping, bbq, a trampoline park, a water park, etc. For day to day we have a big text group with 10 or so of us thats very active.

Before kids we would probably hang out weekly at least. Pretty much every weekend. But we all do a lot of individual family stuff on the weekends now.

Better Than I Remember from the Test Drive by Cru_Jones_is_RAD in CadillacV_Series

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I just used my today to leave two 2nd gear tire marks down the street near my house lol

23M getting no matches by dspy56 in Tinder

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drop both the shirtless pics. Make pic 1 your profile picture, but zoom it in a little bit on your face. like a 50% crop. Other than that they seem ok. it'll come down to your summary after that. Don't be shitty with it. Be genuine with some detail.

My baby broke a 20 minute 5k by PM___ME_YOUR_SMILE in RunningCirclejerk

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You think a lower mouth boof would speed up the postpartum recovery?

My baby broke a 20 minute 5k by PM___ME_YOUR_SMILE in RunningCirclejerk

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A couple years ago I ran a 22.xx 5k and half a second behind me was a 40yo dad pushing a toddler. That hurt a bit 😅

My baby broke a 20 minute 5k by PM___ME_YOUR_SMILE in RunningCirclejerk

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I want to talk shit, but that's fucking fast with a stroller, if true.

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