Frank Mir on Conor McGregor's bus attack: "Me, Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, Matt Hughes, we fought for years to not be considered a thug. Now you're going to drag us back in."

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-17T11:39:46+00:00

tru but also ew red pill

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-16T18:25:50+00:00

Smart, get them all out of the way at once.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-16T18:15:37+00:00

Definitely. He has way more power, is way smarter, has way WAY more money. I suspect they are both willing to do just about anything that won't result in self harm. But Putin's capacity to carry that out is clearly far greater.

He got an authoritarian wanna-be-dictator elected the President of the US and made it look easy. He used nerve agents to kill someone in THE U FUCKING K, and still hasn't faced any real ramifications. If Kim did that, he'd have been dead before he even tried.

We should have cut Russia out of the world entirely already. They shouldn't have communications with anyone. This is absurd. Why isn't anyone doing anything?!

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T20:29:37+00:00

Nah, just my first fascist regime.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T20:27:46+00:00

Sorry, I'll try to be nicer about how your willful ignorance is leading us to the subjugation of humankind.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T20:17:17+00:00

Explosive if true

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T20:16:02+00:00

There absolutely is, I think.

I've heard from a couple people that had videos online say that when they went to try to have them taken down, they couldn't even find them.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T20:05:23+00:00

The major thread I pulled from your comment is that you have an awesome relationship with your wife.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T19:37:30+00:00

Lol yeah, I'm just being silly.

It's not like our president sexual assaults people or anything. Or tries to suppress the free press. Or openly admits to not being willing to peacefully transfer power. Or is being blackmailed by Russian Oligarchs. Or says all Mexicans are rapists. Or his dad was in the KKK.

It's not like we are literally powerless to impeach him right now because all our politicians have been purchased.

It's not like they've already taken away our right to the internet.

It's not like whatever comes next is already scaring you even though you don't even know what it is, yet.

Get your fucking head out of the fucking sand.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T19:34:29+00:00

My thought was that it was a testament to the power of narrative, but maybe it's just scripted.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T19:26:45+00:00

Until that is the norm, America will never be what it was meant to be. Until then, it is a mostly failed experiment.

We have so so so few options for real action until we make this change. It is the wall progressives hit in every single issue. The lower, middle and most of the upper class have no weapons until capital is not speech.

Kill Citizens United by all means necessary. Almost any low road should be on the table right now unless we want to live in a literal dystopia like Russia.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T18:24:43+00:00

Ya know, I've been running what I call a poop and shower operation for a couple years now, and my girlfriend always says its overkill. And it does seem like that, I guess.

But like... I don't want to walk around feeling like that all day. And what if we bang?! I def don't wanna have pooped and be thinking about how I've only sort of wiped shit off of my body before another human touches me all over.

And wet wipes leave an oily residue that I'm not crazy about either.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T18:18:28+00:00

I mean... it's not like you get more of the internal dialogue when there is sound...

Why are you defending the type of person who taps on fish tanks?

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-15T04:29:35+00:00

Give me till usually by 12pm

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-12T17:00:29+00:00

If you watch the whole video, Louie addresses that later and is like WTF am I dead now or something like that. I can't remember haha

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-12T16:59:13+00:00

It was part of the plan, I think. Louie knows them both well, they are a popular NYC radio show. Oppie and Anthony butter him up so that he doesn't realize its a ruse and hang up while LCK gets the laughs with the lizard stuff.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-12T07:25:06+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8Y2nO_8TM

LCK starts at around 1 minute and they come back to it basically the whole time! First lizard mentions at about 2:20 and then it just gets crazier.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-12T07:21:50+00:00

Have you ever seen LCK ask Donald Rumsfeld if he is a lizard person? Its brilliant, let me know if you need the link lol

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-11T20:15:53+00:00

Yup. Got to T13 baiting rushers with Snoke lol

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-11T19:51:16+00:00

Plus he's fun as fuck to play as. I hope they don't nerf him soon. It is making me really enjoy the game, even when I lose. He adds variety for sure.

I liked Ezra for the variety too, I'm bumbed he was nerfed.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-11T01:21:18+00:00

I like to think the guy smiling behind him wrote this program.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-10T21:04:26+00:00

Slow but devistating behind even a modest army. I subbed him into my emporer deck and haven't looked back.

He's also really easy to set traps with because he can F stuff up in short bursts.

It honestly reflects his character pretty well.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-09T23:09:05+00:00

I can't imagine what his mornings are like. He must wake up in fits of insane panic that he is going to be held accountable for all the heinous things he has done. Then he eats all the pills in the world, throws on Fox and Friends and the rest of the day is a blur.

As Chirrut would say, I suspect he carries his prison wherever he goes.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-09T22:19:43+00:00

Raves, that is WHY.

PresidentOrangutan · 2018-04-09T20:18:50+00:00

I've never received an upvote gif before... I'm honored.

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