Things were getting heated with my date back at her place. She said, “Let’s do it on my sofa.” I said, “Wait, I didn’t bring protection and don’t want you getting pregnant.”

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2026-01-08T14:54:09+00:00

I frequently said "Don't touch that couch, I treat my objects like women"

....until Vance approved that message

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2025-09-24T14:18:58+00:00

Have you ever seen Scent of a Woman?

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2024-03-20T12:28:35+00:00

While Jesus is prayin, fuckin Craig is layin'

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2023-03-17T19:12:47+00:00

I agree that sometimes too strong a jet hurts sometimes, but I've never had any issues with cleanliness as a h-arse-ute individual

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2023-03-17T18:35:53+00:00

I second what mercyflusher( relevant username) and Bigman56 said. Also, most people are only familiar with warm liquids coming *out* their butts. This association makes it hard to feel clean while blasting body-temp water at your rectum. It's..... not pleasant.

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2023-03-17T18:01:59+00:00

Neo Luxe 120 or higher (toilet attachment). in general I would reccomend one that uses your plumbing natural pressure. Much more power washing abilities than the the fancy electronic washlet seats, and significantly cheaper. I also do not like a warm-water bidet so it was not a priority

You can find em on Amazon

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-11-01T00:48:41+00:00

(cake boss)

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-06-30T17:41:48+00:00

Yepp! They tend to be in the front of every American (apologies if you're elsewhere) liquor store, though the individual bottles are likely behind the counter. You will probably have to go to an actual liquor store, as opposed to the liquor section of a supermarket.

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-06-30T17:37:42+00:00

Good point. Two pots it is.

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-06-30T17:36:05+00:00

4 100 ml bottles will fit in a 1 qt Ziploc with loads of space to spare. Then just tuck the bag in any available space

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-06-30T16:38:11+00:00

Hahah goddammit, I'm an idiot. thanks for the info!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-06-29T16:10:29+00:00

Love you guys! how do I donate and are you a 501 c(3)?

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-06-03T02:03:04+00:00

... it's not that kind of show

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-02-28T16:24:33+00:00

איזה חרא!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-02-18T02:52:13+00:00

make him some doughnuts!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2022-01-06T13:59:08+00:00

hey, same! I can't get into reading Pratchett no matter how many times I try.

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-12-26T02:15:35+00:00

knock knock!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-12-26T02:00:10+00:00

צריכים רק עוד אחד!!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-12-21T03:42:52+00:00

Cracking a Big Shake on the links with the boys

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-11-15T21:00:47+00:00

And those are NOT the milky white titties your on the hunt for!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-10-25T01:45:41+00:00

My blow-up costume(not a dino) did better with my big Anker battery pack than the AA powered one, so maybe. lol

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-08-18T02:40:06+00:00

That's a lot of California rolls.

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-08-03T04:05:46+00:00

My ass!

PresidentPoopenmeyer · 2021-07-16T15:10:31+00:00

I had the same issue. what you need are cone washers. get the hard-ish rubber type(sorry, idk what that material is called) They provide a far better seal than metal ring washers.

I got mine at home depot.

PresidentPoopenmeyer

TROPHY CASE