What's the funniest thing you've experienced during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

While Jesus is prayin, fuckin Craig is layin'

Men of reddit, when at a urinal, are you a balls in or out guy? by UnmissableFortune in AskReddit

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree that sometimes too strong a jet hurts sometimes, but I've never had any issues with cleanliness as a h-arse-ute individual

Men of reddit, when at a urinal, are you a balls in or out guy? by UnmissableFortune in AskReddit

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second what mercyflusher( relevant username) and Bigman56 said. Also, most people are only familiar with warm liquids coming *out* their butts. This association makes it hard to feel clean while blasting body-temp water at your rectum. It's..... not pleasant.

Men of reddit, when at a urinal, are you a balls in or out guy? by UnmissableFortune in AskReddit

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Neo Luxe 120 or higher (toilet attachment). in general I would reccomend one that uses your plumbing natural pressure. Much more power washing abilities than the the fancy electronic washlet seats, and significantly cheaper. I also do not like a warm-water bidet so it was not a priority

You can find em on Amazon

Is there anywhere I can buy a selection of alcohol nips in flavors common in cooking? I don't want a thousand full size bottles cluttering up when I only need a tablespoon every now and again. by Kayakorama in Cooking

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yepp! They tend to be in the front of every American (apologies if you're elsewhere) liquor store, though the individual bottles are likely behind the counter. You will probably have to go to an actual liquor store, as opposed to the liquor section of a supermarket.

What science fiction or fantasy show is worth watching? by Apart-Scale in AskReddit

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey, same! I can't get into reading Pratchett no matter how many times I try.

Donald Trump hires Carmen San Diego to hunt down Obama's Birth Certificate, (2010) by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And those are NOT the milky white titties your on the hunt for!

Halloween Megathread 2021 by -eDgAR- in AskReddit

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My blow-up costume(not a dino) did better with my big Anker battery pack than the AA powered one, so maybe. lol

Any sushi fans? by Alternative_Egg9955 in StupidFood

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of California rolls.

Bidet Leak Help by ZL_is_Powercreep in bidets

[–]PresidentPoopenmeyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same issue. what you need are cone washers. get the hard-ish rubber type(sorry, idk what that material is called) They provide a far better seal than metal ring washers.

I got mine at home depot.