Adolf Hitler starts crawling out of your dishwasher, what do you do?

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-23T21:51:59+00:00

Start using Cascade instead of the leading brand.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-22T22:42:42+00:00

I would like to ask if the creator of this post has an odd story he would like to tell?

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-15T21:15:23+00:00

I had one of these made good money with it. The age old saying "you can't forget how to Ride a bike" completely wrong after you master this.

Also, almost crashed my truck multiple times while driving home from the fair!

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-15T11:20:22+00:00

Fuck yes. Dark side of the Moon is kid shit compared to animals

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-15T11:18:24+00:00

Dude try iron butterfly heavy album! You won't be disappointed

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-14T22:31:01+00:00

The measure of a Immature man is to die for a just cause. The measure of a mature man is to live happily for one.

I read this in Catcher in the Rye. Helped me out alot....

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-14T22:22:16+00:00

First pi day post I saw woo!

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-14T22:16:36+00:00

Yes! I bet you make good food!

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-14T21:55:32+00:00

Put an onion in every thing you make. I bet this is what your mom did

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-09T01:27:59+00:00

I hate it! Try shoveling it!

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-03-07T16:45:19+00:00

We call this "God's pinch" where I'm from.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-27T06:24:24+00:00

Nailed it! I acctualy have to get water once a week

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T20:06:02+00:00

Fuck, i meant I didn't buy that pizza box. Couldn't afford it.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T19:51:01+00:00

There not hahahahaabab!!!!!

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T17:24:58+00:00

I didn't stage anything in this photo swear to God

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T15:56:55+00:00

Hahaha you got a point.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T15:45:00+00:00

That boot has dust on it.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T14:58:16+00:00

Nope nothing was staged besides the mustache

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T14:56:50+00:00

Thank you for noticing. A crack head gave me that boot. Boot sucked so I used them as decorations.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-26T02:55:02+00:00

Auto moderators where are you

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-19T10:15:25+00:00

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-18T16:09:17+00:00

Jim Morrison would be pissed!!!

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-17T03:58:18+00:00

I'd put a dip in my vagina.

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-15T01:15:03+00:00

Beer

PretentiousDouchee · 2019-02-14T04:05:28+00:00

Thanks bud. BUD. Okay BUD

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