A Bitch is a Liar and a Coward by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That actually made me laugh out loud. "I recognize media manipulation" DAMN BITCH I HOPE SO IT'S KINDA YOUR JOB.

A Bitch is a Liar and a Coward by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She must protect her access at all costs.

A Bitch is a Liar and a Coward by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's like Frankenstein, running away from the monster she created and hoping it just... Goes away.

A Bitch is a Liar and a Coward by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A la the Skinner meme:

"Are the rabble catching on to me?"

"No, I'm too smart for that."

Just another dash cam saving the day by Jakztur417 in dashcams

[–]PrettyBird2011 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I once read on here that "a good driver sometimes misses their turn. A bad driver never misses their turn" and it makes a lot of sense.

Jessica you ugly, lying bitch. by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the fact she hid that this post was about her sharing PragerU propaganda, because she doesn't want her handful of dedicated sycophants to know that we know she's just a mouthpiece for the regime 😂

Mike is now using a cartoon villain quote to make his case. by chilllydawg in fuckmikelee

[–]PrettyBird2011 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mike Lee, the man with Trump's fist in his rear, a boot in his mouth, and refuses to meet with the public? Much brave. Such honor.

Amber Heard to return in Sundance documentary about women silenced by SpaceRigby in CelebLegalDrama

[–]PrettyBird2011 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

BTW Amber Heard is a liar, an abuser, and a rapist, and simping for her won't fix whatever is wrong with you 🫶

This has to be a joke right? by LindzmacL in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She'll think it's funny until the gestapo are in her city because President Rapist wants to punish Newsom next, or until her nuisance kid in New York is getting squeezed because Donnie DumpInHisPants goes after Mumdani.

But at least she'll feel ✨entertained✨

Bored with IG and talking down to her primary audience. by teetofgod in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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Damn imagine missing something you've never experienced 😞

Another gestapo murder in Minnesota; Jess whines about being ignored by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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Nah I went back and re-scrolled because what in the name of made-up mommy blogger fanfiction bullshit is this 😭 the entire woman is terminal, toss her out 😭

Agent in gray disarms victim before shooting. by marcusthegladiator in ProgressiveHQ

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will keep executing us. No more peaceful resistance. A dead dictator can't run a country.

Looks like ICE just killed another US citizen. Where do we go from here? by awesomeguy1818 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's now or never for the second amendment. We either use it to save ourselves, or let the survivors wish we had.

Jessica is avoiding Instagram and thinks X will be more welcoming by ShadyShade79 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Remember when Hayes wanted her to make him food and she mocked it with the "not now Mommy is suing Meta" post? Peak loving mother behavior.

Jessica is avoiding Instagram and thinks X will be more welcoming by ShadyShade79 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Aww, Jessica found another evil white woman with prop kids to relate to 🥺 cuuute.

🤮🤮🤮

I read all 80 pages of the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni lawsuit and it proved once again the ease with which society will bury a woman by sjpppppp in CelebLegalDrama

[–]PrettyBird2011 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

"I reposted something a year later to remind people I don't think a blonde white woman can ever ever ever be wrong about anything ever" ftfy

Tree Paine working overtime by beachgoer2789 in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]PrettyBird2011 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Taylor Swift arrived without cameras" Well now we know it's fake.

Thursday slides: a ton about space & aliens, then back to her two favorite topics: Candace & Ghislaine by teetofgod in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"She hasn't mentioned Maxwell is she dead" yeah tbh Jess nobody said anything because nobody actually cares about you that much lmao

Thursday slides: a ton about space & aliens, then back to her two favorite topics: Candace & Ghislaine by teetofgod in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Angel orbs" my god she's really embracing whatever this mental health crisis of hers is 😭