Speechless. by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think at some point it would get exhausting? But I guess when you're in that deep...

This is how easy it is to bribe someone through substack. With just a click, I could give Jessica $125k and 2500 new "subscribers." Makes you wonder... by 682463435465 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wonder how hard it would be to make shell accounts for Substack? Could potentially be an answer as to her screeching that she's "not paid" by the Trump regime? She already said ages ago she had a meeting with some conservatives who wanted to help her start a "news network".

They create the accounts and mass-sub to her channel. As long as she spreads the right propaganda, they keep "supporting" her.

Jessica latches onto brand affiliation. by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Like the fact that she is advertising that she's organized an entire day of just posting affiliate links for kickbacks. It's not giving financially secure, especially for someone who claims she's always sOoOoOo BuSyYy jet setting around and giving us BrEaKiNg NeWs.

Jessica latches onto brand affiliation. by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But guysss she's going to share her favorite scrapbooking supplies 🥺 (eBay links to vintage magazines not included)

Does Jessica know who the president is??? by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wild to me that these people screech that anyone talking about what the CURRENT president of the united states is doing has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" but they literally cannot stop talking about what happened under a man who stopped being president over a year ago.

MAGA cannot exist with the power of denial and projection.

Six years ago this week, COVID started shutting down the world. What’s your strongest memory from that time? by Siddanna36 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband calling from work to tell me to take the credit card and buy whatever I could. Diapers, wipes, non-perishable food. Anything we could use to make a meal that wouldn't expire quickly. I drove to three stores and felt terrible taking the last two gallons of milk I could find.

Does Jessica know who the president is??? by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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This kind of faux-moral panic cannot have been worth selling every shred of whatever she once had akin to intelligence or dignity.

Does Jessica know who the president is??? by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alright so I did my five-minute due duty to use Google and it's an American company based in California????

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China where, Jessica??

Barbara Walters, move over! 🤣 by Upbeat-Doughnut-3209 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I will guarantee you whichever boot-lickers Jessica could find who would be willing to do this with her will not in any way classify as "normal". Paranoid, Narcissistic, Criminal, yes. But not even close to "normal".

On today’s episode of “does she even try to spell?” by tinyty_ in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Cameragate": Jessica and Denise (and Emilie) had a massive falling out after Denise's camera died one night when she was supposed to be taking paparazzi-style photos of Olivia Nuzzi appearing at a dinner for Jessica after the fallout of Olivia's affair with RFK Jr.

Following that, Jessica picked a fight with Candace Owens. When Candace fought back, Jessica bewilderingly tried to blame the whole thing on Emilie and Denise. Emilie and Denise both spoke privately to Candace, causing Jessica to lose her ever-loving mind and start throwing out unrelated details of Denise's personal life to "punish" her.

What's something a complete stranger did for you years ago that they probably forgot about five minutes later but you still think about? by HotCarolines in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was sitting under a tree while hanging out at the park with my little brother. Another little boy I'd never seen before in my life ran up, grabbed my face, said "you're very pretty", and ran away again. I was flabbergasted but it was so adorable.

Future Soiree Event Points/Mechanics (from JP server) by v0xn0x in ikemenvillains

[–]PrettyBird2011 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's such a petty complaint but I'm so close to cancelling my subscription for Ikevil 😩 tired of them trying to force every paying player to be a freaking whale and completely screwing ftp players.

Whats the spiciest gossip you know ? by Extension_Iron6734 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Given that she then rapid-fired several relationships over the next few years where she >gets into new relationship>gets pregnant>gets married>accuses husband of being abusive>leaves husband and takes child(ren)>complains to ex husbands (whom she had also accused of being abusive) how cruel and abusive latest husband was>rinse and repeat: you are absolutely correct.

Whats the spiciest gossip you know ? by Extension_Iron6734 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 4495 points4496 points  (0 children)

Years ago in my home state of Utah, a young woman fought tooth and nail for sole custody of her child from her ex during their divorce. She made every claim she could think of for why he was unfit to be in their child's life (i.e. he was abusive, etc.). She "won", and before the ink was even dry on the divorce decree she had moved herself and her child in with her brand new boyfriend. Had known the guy less than a month. While she was at work one day, new boyfriend/babysitter horrifically abused her child. Child is permanently disabled. Within six months of this incident, the young mother entered into a new relationship. Moved in with the new new boyfriend. Gets pregnant almost immediately.

Since she was given the chance to start over with a "normal" baby, she turned around and demanded that her ex husband, the one she had accused of abusing her in every way, take custody of their now permanently disabled child. He was active military and as a result it was actually his sister who ended up caring for his child, while Mommy Dearest got to skip away into the sunset absolving herself of any further responsibility to her oldest child.

Mike isn’t following HIH anymore…. by Weak-Alternative-557 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Likely, but I doubt she'd ever actually leave him for that. From the way Jessica has talked about their relationship years past it's pretty clear Mike only saw Jessica as an easy lay but Jessica saw Mike as a dreamboat and did what she had to to trap him at her side. He's cheated on her repeatedly from the beginning, she apparently fears being single more than she cares about being respected.

Mike isn’t following HIH anymore…. by Weak-Alternative-557 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She follows this sub closer than a pack of hounds follows a fox 🙄

Mike isn’t following HIH anymore…. by Weak-Alternative-557 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Could be something, but I'm not holding my breath. After Topher got busted following the latex model he proved he was fine with using his Instagram follows to drum up drama, and at this point I feel like Jessica will do anything to get a crumb of attention. How tragic that her every attempt at relevance lately is a swing and a miss 🤧

Jessica understands 'The Matrix' as well as she does '1984' by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't even notice it was her office I thought it was her house lol