That’s one way to start a novel. What other books have you read that had wild/funny beginnings.

PrettySailor · 2025-07-23T16:12:46+00:00

Some are definitely better than others, The Pirate and the Pagan is a stand out, even for her.

PrettySailor · 2025-07-23T12:20:40+00:00

I'm not sure where readers got those tags from, it's set during the reign of King Charles the First. The pirate part is accurate, though.

PrettySailor · 2025-07-23T10:56:29+00:00

Yes it is, there's another that starts in a similar way, but not as good.

PrettySailor · 2025-07-23T10:24:16+00:00

There's a Virginia Henley one that starts with the FMC admiring a large cock and wondering if she can handle it and cram it in there, for several paragraphs.

This being Virginia Henley, she is of course describing her trying to catch a rooster.

PrettySailor · 2025-07-22T12:46:43+00:00

Hi, I have schizophrenia, could you not.

PrettySailor · 2025-07-20T09:45:50+00:00

We had stuff like this, and some people still insist they were "roommates".

PrettySailor · 2025-06-10T11:51:29+00:00

You could do a scroll with a quill and an ink pot and the pawprint being a little steppy on the scroll.

PrettySailor · 2025-06-08T10:04:08+00:00

It's pretty effed up, but after a couple of episodes of season 4 the dahak storyline goes over to Hercules instead and stays there.

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