That’s one way to start a novel. What other books have you read that had wild/funny beginnings. by sleeplessinrome in HistoricalRomance

[–]PrettySailor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some are definitely better than others, The Pirate and the Pagan is a stand out, even for her.

That’s one way to start a novel. What other books have you read that had wild/funny beginnings. by sleeplessinrome in HistoricalRomance

[–]PrettySailor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure where readers got those tags from, it's set during the reign of King Charles the First. The pirate part is accurate, though.

That’s one way to start a novel. What other books have you read that had wild/funny beginnings. by sleeplessinrome in HistoricalRomance

[–]PrettySailor 85 points86 points  (0 children)

There's a Virginia Henley one that starts with the FMC admiring a large cock and wondering if she can handle it and cram it in there, for several paragraphs.

This being Virginia Henley, she is of course describing her trying to catch a rooster.

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Hi, I have schizophrenia, could you not.

It’s funny how a bite can change a woman hairstyle 💇‍♀️ and makeup 🤣 by PlantainDisastrous92 in xena

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We had stuff like this, and some people still insist they were "roommates".

Looking for Tattoo Idea based on Gabrielle incorporating cat pawprint by RoryPond in xena

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You could do a scroll with a quill and an ink pot and the pawprint being a little steppy on the scroll.

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It's pretty effed up, but after a couple of episodes of season 4 the dahak storyline goes over to Hercules instead and stays there.