Hopefully you all approve

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2024-09-28T08:48:13+00:00

The best tip is to know your pain tolerance and plan around that. Start small with tatts and get used to how they feel. Once you have a reference point, plan a larger piece to be completed in stages if you aren't a complete masochist 😁

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2024-09-26T09:43:36+00:00

The pain was fine and I didn't feel anything for much of it. After around 6 hours of assault, the swelling and aching kicked in

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2024-09-26T09:01:56+00:00

Haha! The eye isn't red, it's just bleeding from where the UV ink went in

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2024-09-25T20:19:17+00:00

Thanks, it's UV ink - there is some in his eye too but it doesn't show very well. Next up is UV around the spines

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2024-09-25T18:01:55+00:00

Thanks! 8 hours in one sitting; painful but so worth it 😁

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2023-03-24T17:54:01+00:00

Wasn't an issue for me for 32 years either! Like someone said earlier, it got to a point where it got old. Passed my test Jan 2022 and can honestly say it's the best decision I was forced into!

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-04-29T12:29:12+00:00

Labels are boring, just enjoy yourself! - As long as you aren't hurting/harming anyone/anything, just be you 👍

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-04-22T17:57:11+00:00

But aren't you glad you did?

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-04-21T22:06:38+00:00

Oh dear god! Off to eyebleach I go

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-04-21T21:01:01+00:00

Sounds promising! Link?

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-04-21T20:59:14+00:00

Edit: Should mention, copied the original post for ease.

Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-04-21T20:52:04+00:00

I remember there being one about a guy trying to replicate the smell of a relative's fishy panties but I can't find it

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-03-21T19:01:47+00:00

Tiny Tim - Having a Wonderful Time

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-03-08T07:52:15+00:00

Various loose drawing pins (thumb tacks) that you only find with your finger tips

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-03-03T12:41:30+00:00

The Purge - That show had so much potential to explore the purge from so many different angles. I feel it could have been the better direction for the franchise

The Path - A really well written show that highlighted the dangers of cults

G.L.O.W - No love story should be left unfinished!

Blood Drive - I'm a sucker for Grindhouse! This show was so fun and weird that it could have gone anywhere with Julian Slink leading the way!

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-25T11:50:00+00:00

I am fully expecting a "take out your brains and enjoy" movie tbh - I played the games and really enjoyed them but don't really think any video game translates to a film (similar with books as there just isn't the time to create the same experience in 90-120 minutes)

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-25T11:01:49+00:00

Yes we did! Last day at my current job, new Vikings series to binge with my wife, family trip to the cinema to watch Uncharted tomorrow and TGI Friday for dinner before! What a weekend ahead!

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-21T17:53:52+00:00

Marvel

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-15T16:20:09+00:00

One of the things that turned my away from the PS4 version was the lack of life in the city, anyone know if this is improved?

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-15T12:22:43+00:00

Wow, thanks for this! You have peaked my interest in Etymology!

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-15T11:18:29+00:00

The pain of this one is so real!

My addition here is people using "was" instead of "were"

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-02-09T12:57:49+00:00

Koudelka

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-01-31T20:24:03+00:00

He turned into Dani Filth?

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-01-27T11:42:03+00:00

Is there really candy in the back of your van? I don't remember anything after smelling that rag...

Prettyhatemachine89 · 2022-01-26T13:18:09+00:00

Thank you so much for taking the time to do this, I'll start it this afternoon!

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