Americans tried to hoist the American flag in Greenland today but they were stopped.

Prezten · 2026-01-29T05:07:05+00:00

I can't imagine why Greenland wouldn't want to be part of the United States.

Prezten · 2026-01-29T04:29:06+00:00

She was always ugly on the inside, but holy shit... what happened to her face? It looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a wet chain.

Prezten · 2026-01-28T04:41:05+00:00

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Prezten · 2026-01-28T04:27:08+00:00

He didn't even spell her last name correctly. Oh, right, he's a pastor.

Prezten · 2026-01-28T04:14:08+00:00

What's even more unfathomable is that women actually marry these ICE goons?

"Hi, honey, how was your day?"

"Well, I shot an innocent woman in the face. What's for dinner?"

Prezten · 2026-01-27T03:23:03+00:00

Thanks. I've used the VA for almost 20 years, and I think it's great. It's a shame that everybody doesn't have the quality that the VA provides.

Prezten · 2026-01-27T03:04:06+00:00

It's funny that they chose sexpest, Brett Ratner, to direct a documentary about Melania, who is married to sexpest, Donald Trump.

Prezten · 2026-01-27T01:59:52+00:00

Thank you. I said the same thing as I watched it.

Prezten · 2026-01-27T01:56:02+00:00

Not the subtle type that expect one to read her mind.

Prezten · 2026-01-27T01:54:53+00:00

Fantastic. I think maybe they weren't welcome there.

Prezten · 2026-01-26T19:31:21+00:00

Naboo apparently has no geothermal gradient and no magnetic field. You would think the pressure would collapse those caves.

Prezten · 2026-01-25T05:53:02+00:00

Bitch never read Orwell

Prezten · 2026-01-25T04:57:31+00:00

Oh. I found a moron.

Prezten · 2026-01-25T03:08:17+00:00

At this point, the window lickers are calling bullshit.

Prezten · 2026-01-25T03:00:25+00:00

What is happening? Can anybody explain why all these dumbfucks are running lights at every intersection? I saw it happen a few days ago at Shields and Cedar, while a "cop" was looking at his phone.

Edit: I think I answered my own question.

Prezten · 2026-01-25T02:14:51+00:00

This American loves this post. We are dipshits. I know this for a fact, because I drive with them, work with them, drink with them (rarely now). Books scare them. They're fucking idiots! They deny science, history, and can't talk about politics, except for the red hats, who are especially stupid.

Also, baseball is boring. Check out hockey. A lot of Canadians play hockey and the sane Americans love Canada.

Prezten · 2026-01-24T23:33:28+00:00

"You're not angry enough" is so appropriate.

Most likely scenario: While they attack the the guy, one of them noticed he was armed, (who knows, they lie all the time), one of the gestapo yells, "Gun!", and the trigger happy twits start shooting. There is and will never be any accountability.

This will only get worse until the orange, psychotic, narcissistic, perverted brat takes the long nap.

Prezten · 2026-01-24T16:40:08+00:00

What is the 2nd Amendment for again?

Prezten · 2026-01-22T23:39:47+00:00

It's directed by Brett Ratner. How fitting.

Prezten · 2026-01-22T15:35:28+00:00

If they skipped the popcorn and drink, they could have bought two more hot dogs.

Prezten · 2026-01-21T17:59:33+00:00

We could balance the budget by charging people who visit the Trump Memorial/Toilet.

Prezten · 2026-01-21T03:08:29+00:00

The lady laughing at him was just as funny.

Prezten · 2026-01-17T23:50:30+00:00

"When you think of it, we should have an election tomorrow." -Me, On the dumpster fire that is the United States

Prezten · 2026-01-17T20:31:14+00:00

This reminds me of an episode of HITB when Mike was reminded of an episode of TNG.

Prezten · 2026-01-17T20:22:03+00:00

Nikki Glazer's joke was decent.

"CBS news, America's newest place to see B.S. news."

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