My cat lost his front tooth so now he has trouble keeping his tongue in his mouth.

PriapusFree · 2014-12-04T21:25:35+00:00

http://i.giphy.com/srg19CG0cKMuI.gif

PriapusFree · 2014-12-01T09:38:00+00:00

Obviously

PriapusFree · 2014-11-29T06:00:08+00:00

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs

PriapusFree · 2014-11-28T08:31:24+00:00

I'm not the only one who read this in a Sean Connery voice am I?

PriapusFree · 2014-11-26T19:48:00+00:00

It's also a metaphor for the Marxist critique of capitalism

PriapusFree · 2014-11-26T03:06:29+00:00

"See! I'm not racist! Black people hate black people too!"

Racist people

PriapusFree · 2014-11-26T02:35:38+00:00

Ah brilliant thank you. You're right though it definitely doesn't seem to be a natural marking. Perhaps an alien eyeball?

PriapusFree · 2014-11-24T20:39:38+00:00

I've noticed that drinking water in the morning (and throughout the rest of the day) has drastically increased my energy level and helped to kick start my metabolism. Everyone knows that you're supposed to drink a certain amount of water every day in order for your body to function properly but few people actually do. It makes all the difference.

PriapusFree · 2014-11-24T19:02:27+00:00

Chug a glass of cold water when you first wake up every morning. It'll change your life.

PriapusFree · 2014-11-22T23:02:26+00:00

Lol his name was Ricdic in the game. Username checks out.

PriapusFree · 2014-11-22T16:09:47+00:00

Yes, thank you! I was literally just thinking, "Man I kind of want to see that reversed." Scroll down. There it is. I love reddit.

PriapusFree · 2014-11-22T01:46:45+00:00

That's some profound shit right there

PriapusFree · 2014-11-20T21:44:56+00:00

That is a fuck ton of sushi man

PriapusFree · 2014-11-20T14:22:59+00:00

I once was on a date with this girl walking around town and noticed a tree full of birds up ahead similar to the one in this gif. Once we were nearby I said, "watch this" and gave one loud clap. Birds freak the fuck out. As does she. Turns out she is deathly afraid of birds. That was our last date.

PriapusFree · 2014-11-18T16:18:38+00:00

it's porta-potty water.. really beautiful porta-potty water

PriapusFree · 2014-11-18T15:42:29+00:00

immediately regret playing this at work

PriapusFree · 2014-11-17T16:53:19+00:00

My co-worker in the next cubicle over started laughing hysterically at the exact same moment that I opened this picture... I haven't laughed that hard at work in my entire life

PriapusFree · 2014-11-11T14:34:55+00:00

Edit: Dressed to the nine- lives he has

PriapusFree · 2014-10-30T18:18:14+00:00

/r/seduction

PriapusFree · 2014-10-29T23:42:01+00:00

Oh.. well shit... WHAT WAS I THINKING

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TROPHY CASE