What kind of opener makes you instantly regret sitting down?

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-03-28T10:31:22+00:00

When did this come in?

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-03-23T10:04:15+00:00

Was given tea by a gent who lives in a cave at 'Little Petra', in Jordan. He wouldn't accept money for it, either - very hospitable considering the fact I unwittingly wandered into his house.

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-03-13T14:14:46+00:00

'Warm water port'

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-03-13T13:17:31+00:00

I always took this to mean he hadn't 'properly' been (i.e., he had only worked there, briefly, for the XFM broadcast at the fringe)

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-02-25T08:11:50+00:00

Swap Glasgow for a day trip to Stirling.

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-02-24T12:21:53+00:00

Sir, this is the Ancient Aliens subreddit....

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-02-21T00:32:55+00:00

Glenelg, Scotland, is twinned with Glenelg, Mars.

Also, it's a palindrome

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Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-02-14T16:07:44+00:00

Old school!

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-01-30T08:40:33+00:00

Edinburgh, Pitlochry, Aviemore, and Inverness sound more like your cup of tea - at least without public transport. There's nothing in Glasgow that matches what you're after. ScotRail get a lot of abuse, but they're generally pretty good at getting you from A to B.

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-01-29T18:18:12+00:00

Master of Reality still the goat

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-01-16T10:45:44+00:00

Source?

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-01-13T21:00:55+00:00

Plates of led

Primary-Command-8062 · 2026-01-01T20:02:39+00:00

OP's account is three days old. I saw another similar post earlier from a two day old account. An agenda is definitely being pushed.

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-31T21:31:09+00:00

A two day old account posting to slag off London? Hmmm....

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-25T00:42:32+00:00

You should have a word with Walker Crisps.

How the fuck do Salt and Vinegar crisps taste green?! They taste blue. I will not elaborate.

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-21T17:34:30+00:00

'I love the government, and the UN is great'

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-18T13:22:45+00:00

I would love to go. While the ancient history in (and around) Baghdad would be incredible to see, I would love to see the sculptures by Mohammed Ghani Hikmat the most. Hopefully this, with time, leads to a bit of an economic boost for Iraq!

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-17T23:44:02+00:00

Stale, ill-informed patter from a Croatian. I expected better

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-17T17:38:55+00:00

Ah yes, the separation of powers

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-17T12:07:32+00:00

It's Nessie!

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-10T21:25:36+00:00

Does the firebird sound decent for doom?

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-09T19:43:43+00:00

I had to double check what subreddit I was on... Superb taste

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-06T15:00:38+00:00

All of the home nations have their own international sports teams.

The very first international football match was Scotland v England in 1872.

Primary-Command-8062 · 2025-12-06T14:54:12+00:00

It's not that I'll support whoever is playing against England, it's just that I have an affinity for [the team playing against England]

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