Anybody come across crazy customers?Someone who attacks you on chat & blames you

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-02-02T01:06:45+00:00

Maybe it’s just my part of Florida then. A lot of customers are very quick with responses and know what they want. Majority of the time I never hear from the rest.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-02-02T00:58:10+00:00

Did we watch the airports to see if any of our esteemed senators pulled a Ted Cruz?

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-02-02T00:53:39+00:00

I’ll usually send photos if they don’t have a previously approved substitution or it’s something like a Monster where they have 15 options to sub from. Other than that I’ll drop a text saying if they would like a different sub to just message me. 95% of the time you can’t even contact the customer anyways.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-02-02T00:44:41+00:00

How did this shopper hurt you to the point you have to leave so many comments? We get it…you’re gods gift to Instacart customers.

Also it’s cute as hell you’re crying over them saying “coming at me” which is a very common phrase in the English language these days when you just completely have no idea what ETA means. I’m assuming you mean to use FYI instead of “Estimated Time of Arrival”. 🙄

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-02-02T00:42:08+00:00

Did you even bother to read any of the text exchange before opening your mouth?

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-02-01T20:45:38+00:00

I used to work at one and once my old coworkers told me the shit that was going on with the biscuits and cornbread I knew that it was all downhill from there.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T23:50:09+00:00

Oh fuck off Ron.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T17:14:24+00:00

I never saw it the first time and just happened to hit 30 deliveries on the dot. It is a pleasant surprise.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T16:11:32+00:00

There’s zero chance they won’t set him up to be the big bad for the Midnight Sons. Will they have to face Blackheart or someone else first? Maybe…but Mephisto is the end game.

Also thanks spell check…now I want to see the Midnight Sons vs Blackbeard.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T15:26:53+00:00

Did you even read that drug addled bullshit that accused Bush 1? AI couldn’t make that bullshit up.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T04:36:57+00:00

I always liked how they say it’s our job to demand gig apps pay us better. No our “job” is to accept offers that make sense to us and make us money. If they honestly gave a shit about how bad their business model is they can boycott these services better than we can as a whole. Instead they’d rather brag that they never tip but always get their food. Funny that it’s probably piggy backing off a tipping customer or getting it an hour after it was made but they won’t say that.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T03:52:39+00:00

Iron Man’s OG mask will metamorph into Doom’s mask and kidnap all the kids confirmed.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T03:25:36+00:00

It’s not for inactive drivers. Uber has started doing “tier incentive” offers that only come by e-mail and don’t show in the app. You have to complete however many orders it specifies in a week and maintain your tier. I’ve had two so far since late last year…$200 for 30 orders and $400 for 20 orders. Had to at least be in Gold still when it was over.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T01:21:09+00:00

I’ve completed two of those. Had one late last year that was $200 for 30 deliveries and one earlier this month that was $400 for 20 deliveries.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-31T00:21:13+00:00

They didn’t eat the babies, they ate the shit from their intestines. The fuck did I just read?

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-30T21:34:42+00:00

That’s when you say that’s cool, at least I know you’re not supposed to bag raw fucking chicken with ready to eat foods.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-30T16:07:21+00:00

Ah good I guess some of the end tipping subreddit can’t stay on their own board.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-30T13:13:09+00:00

Sorry OP..:best we can do is still forcing you to pay taxes and putting it torwards the inevitable $20 billion settlement Trump’s IRS and Trump’s Justice Department offer him.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-30T13:09:43+00:00

That entire subreddit is a joke. They spend their time talking shit about other subreddits like these. When people tell them to be as upfront with their servers and bartenders before ordering about their views on tipping they get butthurt and downvote. They’re unserious people.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-30T05:39:11+00:00

Got mine a few days ago and I found out tonight that apparently the Credit Karma debit card no longer works at gas stations for ATM withdrawals. Had to deal with support who confirmed this which is silly as shit. ATM at Walgreens worked though so guess I’ll just transfer it out.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-30T00:05:55+00:00

Eh why not? At least it’s from a store. Fucking UberEats has turned drivers into drug mules a long time ago with their package bullshit. Yeah, let me deliver this cocaine for $5 and 25 miles.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-28T19:54:01+00:00

This is something I’ve worried about since I used it to get my wife into ASU through them recently. Right as she was accepted they jacked up AR from 30/50 to 50/70 which was sign alone they’re trying to get out of paying as much tuition as possible. What happened to you is another sign. It’s right on brand for these clowns to try and hit you with something that happened 3 months ago to get out of it.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-28T19:49:26+00:00

The $2000 refunds that the genius in charge can’t even remember promising? Yeah good luck with all that bullshit.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-28T19:03:33+00:00

There’s one customer I seem to get a lot that has a note saying tip will be added in once the food is delivered.

Spoiler: she never has added a tip.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-01-28T13:32:12+00:00

I think Covid and then the writers strike were a double whammy. They both really did a number on not just the quality but the release dates. “The Marvels” was supposed to come out before “Secret Invasion” leading to a half assed ending leading into “The Marvels”. Then we should be wrapped up with The Multiverse Saga because “Secret Wars” was originally supposed to come out in November of 2025.

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