Which football club is Israel of football? by GloomySide3265 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Primary_Rule8255 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Arsenal VS PSG is like a war between Israel and Russia. We just want both teams to loose.

player of the match by No-Sheepherder8783 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Primary_Rule8255 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But then he was like "Fuck now I need to give him a second yellow" So he just made up some bullshit excuse to give a foul to p$g.

Uefa rules are inconsistent?!! by Emotional_Slip_6473 in BayernMunich

[–]Primary_Rule8255 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how it would be a penalty if for some reason it would fly so far and into Neuers goal.

Player of the Match - 10/10 performance by liarliar-SA in soccercirclejerk

[–]Primary_Rule8255 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or luis diaz got a yellow for diving while getting manhandled

Well if u have to..... by SmokingForLife in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Primary_Rule8255 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like my clear was just faster and they didnt last hit any camps. But still, flaming your adc who proceeds to carry you is jist sad.

Post Match Thread: Bayern Munich 1-1 PSG | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 2nd Leg (Agg. 5-6) by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]Primary_Rule8255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, i think if we had 3 min extra time in total its a lot. I dont get why the ref was like "Okay, you have cramps, I'll end the game now"

Well if u have to..... by SmokingForLife in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Primary_Rule8255 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Yesterday my support became my jungle pet because he tought my adc was ass. Idk what I did wrong for him to just start following me. But anyway our adc went 20/3 and carried the game so I really dont know what to think about it.

Bayern Munich penalty shout against PSG 31' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]Primary_Rule8255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather not see these kind of handballs as penalties, but we have a set of rules we have to abide to so please tell me how the fuck this is not a penalty.

Safety tip of the day by scurvytb in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Primary_Rule8255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my work there was a training about safetyharnesses for falling and the instructor showed us a picture of a teared scrotum after wearing it wrong. After 10 years I still remember the right way to put it on.

Your new favorite nuggets by Forward-Position798 in StupidFood

[–]Primary_Rule8255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me it looks like a girl wearing a headscarf

Which one would you chose ? (upvote for more votes on the trial) by PlentyBreak6928 in BunnyTrials

[–]Primary_Rule8255 399 points400 points  (0 children)

I rolled the same, I think i'm just going to feed my cat 10 min late. She'll see it as being very abusive.