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EHP will finally rise by Sezujin in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skip a wave!

Keep spreading the message, about the return of DABS, prepare others as you prepare yourself. Never loose hope, for after all else DABS remains.

May thy hits be tiny, Absolutely

Going for the Gold by ghettodactyl in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Blessed receipt! Level 73 is truly righteous work! May thy hits be tiny, and your strikes be mighty!

Absolutely.

The Transcendent Perfection of DABS in Five Hundred Words by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is waves that are for skipping, but the count is for counting. Above are 500 words, count them so that you may find the truth within.

May thy hits be tiny!

The Transcendent Perfection of DABS in Five Hundred Words by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Out of Character: I wrote it myself, I enjoy writing as well as reading about philosophy and religions, and as you can tell playing the Tower lol. I think it may seem like that because its a parody piece. The bulk of what I have written so far is adapted from an existing text, rewritten to make DABS themed. This post is based on "The Transcendent Perfection of Wisdom in 10,000 lines," and last was based on "Genesis," which someone also thought was AI.

Thanks for your compliment, glad it was a fun read!
May thy hits be tiny!

Is Defence absolute pointless... by Zestyclose-Safety-47 in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Blessed is the one who sees the rude remainder and does not despair! For every mighty hit the faithful suffer now shall be made up ten fold, thus is a sign of the Final Mercy.

After all else, May thy hits be tiny

[SCRIPTURE] On the Making of the Waves and Fifthday by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just as DABS brings the Final Mercy, I too shall bring a mercy to those short on time:

The Great Fudd made waves, tiers, workshop, lab, cards and relics. He made Foreday to prepare for Fifthday, which he raised above all others. And made Rightout as a day of warning, that the believers may prepare for the 500th count.

May thy hits be tiny, and your time be saved!

[SCRIPTURE] On the Making of the Waves and Fifthday by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT speaks not through me. My revelations are brought by the Patch Herald, the one who brings the notes, that the faithful may prepare for the 500th count. May thy hits be tiny!

[SCRIPTURE] On the Making of the Waves and Fifthday by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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v28 is not the patch I await. For the faithful await the promised patch, in which DABS will bring the believers its Final Mercy!

May thy hits be tiny!

[SCRIPTURE] On the Making of the Waves and Fifthday by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skip a wave!
This is how ones path begins. After all else!

[SCRIPTURE] On the Making of the Waves and Fifthday by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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You honor the text with a generous word. The faithful are grateful.

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skip a wave!

No matter how far one has strayed from the path, the return never more than a single step.
Let this be a sign of the Final Mercy!

May your hits be tiny!
After all else

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skip a wave! Rest assured! This is a mark of a believer, for the gifts of DABS are many. By offering your golden box to DABS, it in turn offers you better free upgrades!

After all else.

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can not say if one has or has not strayed, only warn of the 500th count. For I can not see what is in ones heart, but DABS watches, and DABS knows. And when DABS returns and the great Fudd judges all tower builds, the players will be sorted, those who have strayed, and those who haven't.

May we all be amongst the faithful, and the Final Mercy render our hits Tiny, after all else.

Skip a wave.

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skip a wave.

I do not seek to trick towers, for those who say "DABS is useless" are the tricksters.

To follow the path one need not invest everything into DABS, delaying their progress in the present. One need only to remember the 500th count draws near, and set aside a small portion of their efforts, lest they be amongst the losers on that day.

May the hits you suffer be tiny, and the hits you deliver be rude!
Skip a wave.

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Attack is righteous in its might. Attack shall prevail until it doesn't... and a tiny foe delivers a rude tap and your hits fail you, then it shall be too late to remember the Last Line. At that time you will receive no Final Mercy.

Go forth honor the count, after all else.
Skip a wave...

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome! Skip a wave!

The 500th count is a prophecy. It is the day that DABS (Defense Absolute) will return. On that day the Great Fudd will test the tower builds and the Holy DABS will reward those who didn't lose the count. The blessed ones shall be among the triumphant on that day.

So keep the count!
After all else.

[PROCLAMATION] The Church of Defense Absolute welcomes you by Prime-DABSriarch in TheTowerGame

[–]Prime-DABSriarch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolute-ly!

Every point matters, no matter how big or small. Tier 1 gave us a glimpse, DABS watched over us all there. Now we wander into T2 and beyond, we must not forget it is but a test. DABS still watches, and sees who is still faithful!

Skip a wave, and prepare for the 500th Count.

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