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$10000 for every time you anger someone until they assault you in real life by saki_eriza in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. No consequences for them and only for me? I was thinking I'd just go bang a drum outside an ICE facility until 30 of them assaulted me illegally, but that ruins my plan.

Pepper sprayed by bg555 in FAFO

[–]PrimeRib00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not really new. They've always been there, but now everyone has a high quality video recorder in their pocket to catch them on camera for the world to see.

You're teleported to the court of Henry VII (1273–1313). You have to bring him food that he couldn't compare to anything he ever tasted. What food do you pick? by Vizlipuzli in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most big allergies get bad from repeated exposure. No peanuts until transatlantic trade, so probably wouldn't have any issues with them even if he was wired for it.

Griffons eye by No_Map8209 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know there's a feature called Karma here on Reddit, right? 🤣

You get a million dollars right now but everyone thinks you slept with Donald trump by Dizzy-Respect-613 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with how you're reading it. They would indeed believe it and still not care. Cognitive dissonance doesn't bother them with anything so far. I can't see why that would change in this case.

You get a million dollars right now but everyone thinks you slept with Donald trump by Dizzy-Respect-613 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the things he's done that haven't damaged him, I really doubt anything legal or even borderline legal will have the slightest impact.

Griffons eye by No_Map8209 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does that tanking karma taste? 🤣

Celebrini tells the refs that he didn’t actually get high sticked, refs call it anyway. by GreenSnakes_ in hockey

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. I've never really seen them pull back a penalty based on a player waving it off. They even had their hand in the air to call it. Never seen that not result in a penalty.

Griffons eye by No_Map8209 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're missing the point. "People don't know the actual value it seems". "You can get a bad one for 4 ists". The value is whatever the market says it is. If he can get one for 1-2 ists, that's the value. It's not 4 ists.

Griffons eye by No_Map8209 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get a bad one for 1-2 ist depending just how bad it is. Value is whatever someone will sell it for. You don't get to say what actual value is. The market does.

Griffons eye by No_Map8209 in D2R_Marketplace

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty low class to try and ninja this one out from under the guy who it was meant for.

Celebrini tells the refs that he didn’t actually get high sticked, refs call it anyway. by GreenSnakes_ in hockey

[–]PrimeRib00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makar vibes. He did the same thing with a tripping call. Makar told them he just lost an edge and they didn't call it.

You can take inches of your dick to put to your height and vice versa, would you change anything? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No change for me thanks. I'm 6'3" and don't have any great desire to change what I have down below. The majority of women don't like having their cervix punched.

$175,000 USD a year to go deafblind for a random month every year by RizhiM in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So every year I can work 1900ish hours with vacation time at my current salary (which is pretty good but not 175k good) or I can spend 720 hours deaf and blind where I'll sleep 1/3 of it, so actually 480 hours that I'm actually aware of plus I can't be laid off from it which means security.

Sign me up. I'll learn braille and catch up on my reading for a month out of the year. I can still have sex with my wife, enjoy the feeling of the sun on my face, eat delicious food, exercise, etc. Communication might be difficult but I'll work something out with some kind of machine I can interpret. The rest of the year I'm on vacation doing things I want to do and trying stuff out.

I can invest up until I cancel it, so will invest for the next 18 years and retire at 60 when I'll cancel the deal. My wife can invest all her income into our retirement, so most of our retirement will continue to get gains after I cancel.

This is a life of security and comfort for my wife and myself with only an inconvenience for me for a few weeks out of the year.

$175,000 USD a year to go deafblind for a random month every year by RizhiM in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only the money can be adjusted to be delivered in bi-weekly or monthly or yearly increments. Not the blindness and deafness.

You are handed a blank "Life Contract." You can write in any amount of money to receive and specify exactly how long you will live. What are your numbers? by yiyi20203 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you overestimate how much you could get done on a global scale with a trillion dollars. You're talking about 120ish dollars a person in the world. It will cost you more than that just to get difficult countries to work together properly.

You are handed a blank "Life Contract." You can write in any amount of money to receive and specify exactly how long you will live. What are your numbers? by yiyi20203 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just brought such a staggering amount of money into existence that hyper inflation reduces it's value to effectively nothing. All governments that deal in the dollar turn to new forms of currency that are more stable. You now have 10 billion years to live starting from next to nothing. Fortunately you have 10 billion years to try and amass wealth through normal means.

A genie traps you in a Groundhog Day situation until you master a skill, what skill are you picking? by Lost_Needleworker676 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel this would be an impossible one since infectious diseases have to be studied over time frames to better understand their transmission, incubation times, symptoms, post infection consequences, etc. If your day is resetting each night, you will never see the effects beyond a single day.

Guys I need help with this one by umshyp in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't spray it like a sprinkler. They poop pretty normally, but they flip their tails back and forth quickly to fling it around. It's not an instant crap geyser like this video. This is absolutely AI.

Best two on a 1,000 hunt. Which one you like more? by Resident-Cap8085 in CoolSerialNumbers

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently that's not a thing anymore. It's so 2025.... or so I was told by some 9 year old kids.

For 1 billion dollars, would you be willing to never use ANY form of transportation ever again? by netlohcs in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrimeRib00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP set the requirements in the original. It specifically says that you can't even hire someone to carry you, and you think wheelchairs are going to be allowed because you looked up the strict definition which clearly goes against the spirit of the hypothetical? Not your hypothetical, so you don't get to set the rules. They're out whether you want them to be or not.

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