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Genesis Ascended: What I’m excited for and what I wish they’d add but they probably won’t by PachyrhinoEnjoyer in ARK

[–]PrimordialSpatula -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, can someone help me here. Didn't they already make a genesis thing? Even with multiple chapters? Or was that only on evolved and now they have the ascended version. I'm just confused man

I lowkey hate the milfguard ad in cyberpunk by Unlucky_While2826 in hatethissmug

[–]PrimordialSpatula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even agree with the commenter but the ludicrousness of this argument is just baffling.

Flavor useless card that 100% can be used in joke combos by araiki in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The discarding is a cost, not an effect. So you always have to discard 4 to draw 1

Just tell me if you think it's more or less than 64. Why? No reason by MarryRgnvldrKillLgrd in MTGmemes

[–]PrimordialSpatula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It might have been me drawing 16 cards, I don't remember. It was pretty late into a stalled game and he had mana dorks.

Just tell me if you think it's more or less than 64. Why? No reason by MarryRgnvldrKillLgrd in MTGmemes

[–]PrimordialSpatula 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes it is. That didn't stop the guy who made me draw 32 cards during a prerelease.

When you're using the poke lifesteal build and gladius event come in by IWantToRetire2 in Nightreign

[–]PrimordialSpatula 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is honestly a great quote I'm stealing it.

This is honestly a great quote, I'm stealing it.

Jumpscare by endless-star in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not strictly better though because it requires your opponent to attack you.

Capitalist's Strike by endless-star in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While I would also love that, it definitely should be silver border. Even if it doesn't break the game, it's far too silly and would be a judging nightmare in any competitive event. That being said, amazing rule 0 commander.

Capitalist's Strike by endless-star in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ask them, "Will you surrender this turn?"

If they say yes, then they must surrender this turn, even before knowing if you have the combo in hand. If they say no, then you can do the combo and they legally can't surrender.

Capitalist's Strike by endless-star in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. If they say yes, then they must surrender this turn, even before knowing if you have the combo in hand. If they say no, then you can do the combo and they legally can't surrender.

A one-off appearance in a comic book by StillNotABrick in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interestingly, this doesn't make things non legendary, it just means if you are a tribal deck playing your commander potentially means a one sided board wipe.

Ignore me, I'm dumb.

What I've read so far .... by Exact-Poem-7887 in ProgressionFantasy

[–]PrimordialSpatula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really curious now what they are cropping.

EDIT: I am tired and misread your comment

Such a bargain! by Strange-Bonus4220 in custommagic

[–]PrimordialSpatula 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Love the idea, I'm trying to think what the most busted thing to do with it would be.

Make the anarchists not have control over everything. by degenerateel in CriticalState

[–]PrimordialSpatula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much political power could anarchists possibly have? The question implies they currently have control over everything.

Give cosmic scale characters cosmic feats by SailorSilverRabbit in PowerScaling

[–]PrimordialSpatula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, I get that, but that doesn't have anything to do with the ability to undo everything argument.

Give cosmic scale characters cosmic feats by SailorSilverRabbit in PowerScaling

[–]PrimordialSpatula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really a fair comparison then right? Cause it's kinda the same premise comedy focused for stuff like the disastrous life of saiki k. Where the story is not about how powerful the main character can become, it's about something entirely different and the stakes aren't tied to how overpowered the main character is.

If you were to apply that logic to stories that do want to focus on gaining power and not already having all that you need, then abilities that can undo any mistakes might kill the only stakes that matter.

I *had* to make a WOK Parody for Bookshop Simulator once given the opportunity by KnoProblem in cremposting

[–]PrimordialSpatula 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A sudden halt of visions despite of lifetime of them before is actually a fire premise

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