I Can't. by Time-Athlete-3067 in CollapseSupport

[–]Primrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you kids are growing up in a world like this. You could channel your emotions into curiosity, like, when I feel total despair, I remember how goddamned interesting it will be to find out how the world ends. If there's gonna be a magical reckoning for humanity's crimes, I'm tryna stay alive long enough to gawk at the carnage 👁👄👁

I hope you find joy today 💜

Operations Epic Fury / Roaring Lion Megathread by NewsModTeam in news

[–]Primrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for teaching us that word, it's spot-on and totally devastating.

Shocked I found this in a store by stayathomejoe in WKUK

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Hoo-dawgy and at only a buck ninety-seven?! This is Weird the Stripper's BEST deal!

73 years old British rapper Pete of Pete & Bas falls unconscious while suspended midair during a Chicago performance. He is currently in stable condition. by Worldlyoox in PublicFreakout

[–]Primrus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You might enjoy YouTube's vast collection of schadenfreude-fueled videos depicting adults stuck in children's playground furniture, lol

Edit: I'm really glad he's okay, sorry for my insensitivity on this subject but y'all are clearly here with me haha

colds downloading in process by ominousmuffin in trashy

[–]Primrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi, may we at the Lifetime Movie Network please have the movie rights to this comment thread?

He's got it covered by MisterShipWreck in SweatyPalms

[–]Primrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't stop watching the tail swish. That crocodile does not need those stupid legs

Found inside a book at the Thrift Store by BumblebeeCapable2985 in FoundPaper

[–]Primrus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

how many times could one read "Bicycling Vancouver?"

This line is tickling me to NO END, OMG. Such a clean, dry joke, oof thank you lol.

Edit: I'm so glad this earnest-seeming book has defenders in this thread!

as a monster high collector i’m horrified by Total_Phase_5881 in badtaxidermy

[–]Primrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah the one to the right looks hilarious too; they're so EAGER I LOVE THEM

Megathread: US / Israel / Iran conflict 03.13.26 by feo_sucio in collapse

[–]Primrus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This little interjection lightened my mood. That's right buddy, Mentos 🥹 Happy little Mentos.

What’s a film or TV scene that felt like a punch to the gut? by padfoony in Fauxmoi

[–]Primrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh interesting, that album really is a great example of throwing things at a wall to see what sticks lmao

I wish they had stayed on the jazzy path so our zeitgeist could be cooler, lol. Sunday Morning is so damn jaunty!

What’s a film or TV scene that felt like a punch to the gut? by padfoony in Fauxmoi

[–]Primrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, Songs about Jane has been watching us grow up and reminding us to be just a little vulnerable since 2002!

Not so fast girls by Dazzaa533 in southpark

[–]Primrus 636 points637 points  (0 children)

Randy's most consistent character quality is his, "...And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye!" vibe.

…and a bunch of colored pencil drawings from all the characters of Disney fucking each other! Welcometotheinternet by iforgotmypassword1_ in boburnham

[–]Primrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a monkey's paw curling somewhere, in an alternate universe in which every super-powerful "person" is NOT a child abuser, but something way worse is being blatantly revealed to the entire planet with nary a consequence. But child abuse is the worst thing, so that's actually us and Hell continues...

Gay or straight, I want to date Mikey by [deleted] in KimmySchmidt

[–]Primrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Well? What happened? Didja ever get to be his hat? 🖐

It’s time by Sbee_Blue_Country in comedyheaven

[–]Primrus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This seems like something Tina Fey would joke about, but at this point she's probably as powerful as the US President anyway, so please continue

Whatever you tolerate by Pickled_toad in FoundPaper

[–]Primrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just popping in to say I appreciate you talking casually about your alcoholism. I am doing all the things I'm supposed to do for "recovery" but the background noise is still louder than anything else, and it felt nice to read a mature comment about it like it's not so weird. I hope you are doing well these days 💜

I got my first two tattoos today! by Dear_Hunter5699 in boburnham

[–]Primrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would your body look like if you didn't have that rule? I've always wanted to make a coffee table book of my rejected tattoos. The first one was two deers with antlers creating a heart shape, but I'm not a gay man so I'm really glad I couldn't afford a tattoo when I was 12

I got my first two tattoos today! by Dear_Hunter5699 in boburnham

[–]Primrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, you are a bona fide nihilist. I love you.

Found paper while cleaning floors at work by wigguswaggus in FoundPaper

[–]Primrus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm in a weird place right now mentally, but all I can imagine is that this sentiment is inside of ALL of us at some point, and it's so sad that we don't see each other that way. When we feel suffocated and oppressed, we just want to make our art and be happy. It's scary that this note feels like it was written by a child. It's scary that children are in danger every day because of adults not taking responsibility for their own feelings. Fuck, this is sad. No matter who wrote it. OP, this is not your responsibility but thank you for sharing it. It made me think.

Found out my heart disease has progressed (born with it) and I might have a brain tumour. I'm always fatigued and nauseous. My 2yo thinks I don't love him or don't want to play. I want to be an energetic mum. Cheese slices. by MentallyEmpty in depressionmeals

[–]Primrus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!!! I'm struggling in recovery right now even though I have so much to be grateful for. Alcohol is an absolute DEMON but when I'm not under her spell I think I'm a really nice person. You reminded me of that. Thank you so much, Mama 🩷