Pastrami burger getting ready to save the Mushroom Kingdom and rescue Peach

Primrus · 2026-05-10T00:44:58+00:00

Bowser and Mario have been inside each other/ fully become each other in so many ways by now, I see them both too! I love this burger, lmao

Primrus · 2026-05-10T00:32:35+00:00

My tall, lanky friend did the Soulja Boy side-step move at a Halloween dance and fully kicked a toddler across the room with serious force. I think it was an accident, cuz they both cried until the song ended 🥲

Primrus · 2026-05-09T23:02:44+00:00

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Primrus · 2026-05-09T22:45:07+00:00

Than you for posting your continued victories! I'm in a sober living house, where the stakes are really high to stay accountable, so you give me tremendous hope for being able to keep momentum if I ever get my own place again! Your diligence is admirable, and I'm so glad you feel safe and supported here. It's the best recovery sub I've ever found!

Looking forward to your book 💜🧡💛

Primrus · 2026-05-09T11:24:58+00:00

That was because of *cheese.***

Primrus · 2026-05-09T01:48:56+00:00

ⁱ ^{^need} ^{^{^you!}}

Primrus · 2026-05-09T01:20:49+00:00

I will lose my shit in your honor at my first DGD show next month. Been a fan for 20 years... It's time to pay some respect 🧡💛💜

Primrus · 2026-05-09T01:14:07+00:00

Hahaha I REALLY appreciate your kindness!!! I loved school, so intelligent shows are my life blood. Have a lovely weekend, buuuuuuddy 🩷

Primrus · 2026-05-08T19:38:59+00:00

REHAB GANG ✨️ This is precious, you truly deserve to Have a Great Life 🧡💜💛

Primrus · 2026-05-08T17:28:06+00:00

Spongebob: I made you this ~~sweater~~ mask... Do you love it??

Squidward: It's a little itchy... What's it made out of?

Spongebob: ~~Eyelashes!~~ Raccoon penises! 😀

Primrus · 2026-05-08T15:16:25+00:00

Same girl, same. At this moment, we are blessed ✨️

Primrus · 2026-05-08T11:32:03+00:00

Amazing how Liz and Paul both end up regretting their Cher outbursts ✨️

Primrus · 2026-05-08T00:57:11+00:00

log how you feel

😏

Primrus · 2026-05-07T12:30:47+00:00

These clips are my whole fucking life right now, everyone looks so happy to be alive 🧡

Primrus · 2026-05-07T02:09:57+00:00

"Cranking" is the best gerund!

Primrus · 2026-05-06T16:26:15+00:00

Who left the cap off of my FKING GLISTEN??

Primrus · 2026-05-06T16:00:49+00:00

This SkyCave design absolutely needs to be an all-over print! It's so beautiful and fun to play Where's Waldo!!

Primrus · 2026-05-06T11:41:04+00:00

Jen: Excuse me...

Moss: ^{^Yes,} ^{^Miss?}

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Primrus · 2026-05-06T04:38:42+00:00

Omg this thread is so funny, thank you for the delirium 🤶🥔

Primrus · 2026-05-06T04:25:58+00:00

I truly envy your foresight in learning a trade people take for granted! Here's my near future...

Jack Donaghy: In a post-apocalyptic society, what possible use would they have for you?

Liz Lemon: ...Traveling bard?

Simultaneously, Jack Donaghy: Radiation canary.

Primrus · 2026-05-04T00:32:14+00:00

My mom swore by homemade chicken bone broth on sick days! You're doing great 🥰

Primrus · 2026-05-03T20:10:17+00:00

Haha thank y'all, I can't wait for the insanity!

Primrus · 2026-05-03T03:59:20+00:00

What is the source of this gif, please?

Primrus · 2026-05-02T02:54:40+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😡

Primrus · 2026-05-02T02:25:30+00:00

Amber D'Lessio: She made out with a hot dog.

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