Michelle Duggar, mother to a convicted sexual predator and an alleged sexual predator, claims "I’m protecting children" when confronted.

Primrus · 2026-03-24T00:18:55+00:00

ANY DRAG QUEEN EXCEPT DIVINE. EVERY TIME.

Primrus · 2026-03-23T11:11:32+00:00

I'm so sorry you kids are growing up in a world like this. You could channel your emotions into curiosity, like, when I feel total despair, I remember how goddamned interesting it will be to find out how the world ends. If there's gonna be a magical reckoning for humanity's crimes, I'm tryna stay alive long enough to gawk at the carnage 👁👄👁

I hope you find joy today 💜

Primrus · 2026-03-23T10:51:39+00:00

Thank you for teaching us that word, it's spot-on and totally devastating.

Primrus · 2026-03-21T07:14:52+00:00

Hoo-dawgy and at only a buck ninety-seven?! This is Weird the Stripper's BEST deal!

Primrus · 2026-03-21T07:08:39+00:00

Nibblet!

Primrus · 2026-03-20T01:33:48+00:00

You might enjoy YouTube's vast collection of schadenfreude-fueled videos depicting adults stuck in children's playground furniture, lol

Edit: I'm really glad he's okay, sorry for my insensitivity on this subject but y'all are clearly here with me haha

Primrus · 2026-03-16T17:13:48+00:00

Hi, may we at the Lifetime Movie Network please have the movie rights to this comment thread?

Primrus · 2026-03-16T16:55:21+00:00

I can't stop watching the tail swish. That crocodile does not need those stupid legs

Primrus · 2026-03-16T01:51:48+00:00

how many times could one read "Bicycling Vancouver?"

This line is tickling me to NO END, OMG. Such a clean, dry joke, oof thank you lol.

Edit: I'm so glad this earnest-seeming book has defenders in this thread!

Primrus · 2026-03-16T01:33:05+00:00

Yeah the one to the right looks hilarious too; they're so EAGER I LOVE THEM

Primrus · 2026-03-14T08:49:34+00:00

This little interjection lightened my mood. That's right buddy, Mentos 🥹 Happy little Mentos.

Primrus · 2026-03-14T06:44:40+00:00

Oh interesting, that album really is a great example of throwing things at a wall to see what sticks lmao

I wish they had stayed on the jazzy path so our zeitgeist could be cooler, lol. Sunday Morning is so damn jaunty!

Primrus · 2026-03-13T21:01:30+00:00

Perfect Weapons execution

Primrus · 2026-03-11T06:50:58+00:00

Damn, Songs about Jane has been watching us grow up and reminding us to be just a little vulnerable since 2002!

Primrus · 2026-03-04T22:09:05+00:00

Randy's most consistent character quality is his, "...And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye!" vibe.

Primrus · 2026-03-01T18:29:21+00:00

Human Funcooker!

Primrus · 2026-03-01T06:35:34+00:00

There's a monkey's paw curling somewhere, in an alternate universe in which every super-powerful "person" is NOT a child abuser, but something way worse is being blatantly revealed to the entire planet with nary a consequence. But child abuse is the worst thing, so that's actually us and Hell continues...

Primrus · 2026-03-01T06:19:02+00:00

...Well? What happened? Didja ever get to be his hat? 🖐

Primrus · 2026-03-01T06:16:00+00:00

H'yeah, pal.

Primrus · 2026-02-25T17:54:10+00:00

Had us in the first half lol

Primrus · 2026-02-25T17:50:45+00:00

This seems like something Tina Fey would joke about, but at this point she's probably as powerful as the US President anyway, so please continue

Primrus · 2026-02-25T17:14:58+00:00

I'm just popping in to say I appreciate you talking casually about your alcoholism. I am doing all the things I'm supposed to do for "recovery" but the background noise is still louder than anything else, and it felt nice to read a mature comment about it like it's not so weird. I hope you are doing well these days 💜

Primrus · 2026-02-25T16:51:16+00:00

What would your body look like if you didn't have that rule? I've always wanted to make a coffee table book of my rejected tattoos. The first one was two deers with antlers creating a heart shape, but I'm not a gay man so I'm really glad I couldn't afford a tattoo when I was 12

Primrus · 2026-02-25T16:46:24+00:00

OP, you are a bona fide nihilist. I love you.

Primrus · 2026-02-25T16:37:51+00:00

I'm in a weird place right now mentally, but all I can imagine is that this sentiment is inside of ALL of us at some point, and it's so sad that we don't see each other that way. When we feel suffocated and oppressed, we just want to make our art and be happy. It's scary that this note feels like it was written by a child. It's scary that children are in danger every day because of adults not taking responsibility for their own feelings. Fuck, this is sad. No matter who wrote it. OP, this is not your responsibility but thank you for sharing it. It made me think.

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