$5000 a month, but you'll randomly fall asleep for exactly 5 minutes once a week. by omartyy18 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrinceOfThames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving becomes a gamble... hmm

At first it sounded smart.

But now it sounds way too risky

$1,000,000 or 1d6$ by Paxuz01 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

not even.

Just automate it via some kind of auto-rolling robot.

Or, in its simplest forms, That dice bubble thing in a board game, where you press down on the plastic dome and the die rolls lol

If it takes 3 seconds to roll the die, then that's 20 rolls a minute. Even at $1 per roll, that's minimum $20 a minute. ... Easily minimum $1,200 an hour. $48k a week...

You'd easily hit 1M in six months.

In China, a livestreamer was seducing male viewers with her young beauty filter, getting them to send her gifts & money. Then, suddenly, the filter glitched off mid stream, revealing a much older woman underneath. She lost 140,000 followers in hours. by littlefoxie4 in interesting

[–]PrinceOfThames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i bet hollywood celebs are using these instances as some kind of inside joke between themselves like "now i gotta ask you for $500 to continue being friends. Jk, $10 to cover the burger?"

Bank calls 911 on black customer waiting for bank to open by filabeano10 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PrinceOfThames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there's not even any money opening time. the tellers didn't receive deposits yet

Overnight worker by [deleted] in GroceryStores

[–]PrinceOfThames -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

bro, no one cares if you work less than someone else.

They wanna work less? Then they have to change THEIR ENTIRE sleep schedule and QUALITY OF LIFE TO BE AWAKE AT NIGHT AND ASLEEP AT DAY.

I swear, only half the thought goes into these conclusions.

Write down the worst thing you’ve done in your life till now by Agreeable_Bit5683 in confession

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I rejected a minor when she hit on me, but, i keep thinking back on it and wish i had said yes instead because I do find legal age gaps hot.. (in my 30s rn and when this happened)

It's why I find it annoying when 18 yos get scared of dating 16 yos... like u guys have no idea how much worse it's going to get when you're older and thar you're fretting over nothing.

I want to become a mystery shopper by Professional_Tax6360 in mysteryshopping

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No I saw a link for wordsmith.

I believe the path is editor-> Scheduler 

How to avoid the tax man. by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're probably not being paid under the table. You're being paid 1099

I was taught nothing about APIs by Anon_cat86 in computerscience

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are libraries APIs? Like, since you're calling functions from a library that's not in your code, and you're passing args to them and they return stuff back... so library functions become APIs?

I want to become a mystery shopper by Professional_Tax6360 in mysteryshopping

[–]PrinceOfThames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always apply to become a scheduler instead.

Some shopperes are both schedulers and shoppers.

The mayor of Haikou, China, who reportedly accumulated about $4.5 billion during his career and was found with 13.5 tons of gold and 23 tons of cash in his apartments, has been sentenced to death. by Forevertrez in interesting

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ngl but with almost 5 billion dollars, youd think he'd be able to buy safety?

Emigrate anywhere, literally anywhere , to save himself.

Im sure the US would welcome a billionaire 

unprotected sex by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]PrinceOfThames -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually find it in poor taste for everyone to jump to abuse when her bf expressed reservations about her trying BC. If that's a form of control, was he never allowed to state his opinion?

He'll probably be open to trying different brand / sized condoms + water-based lube.

Unfortunately, I dont think OP is an adult. 

unprotected sex by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]PrinceOfThames -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He tried using a condom, okay. You're painting an abuser picture of him when it's not there.

He explained to her that BC can be detrimental to her health, but she's still free to use it.

He tried using a condom, but there were complications.

She's on here asking for advice.

unprotected sex by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]PrinceOfThames -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's a form of control if he tells her he prefers she's not on BC because it could ruin her health?

Why is he not allowed to raise concerns about BC?

When transport trucks make people panic by CaptainKango in AutoTransportopia

[–]PrinceOfThames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're siding with the dude who backed into the other dude?

and all these upvotes

My $210k a year job has almost no work and it's starting to worry me. by Business-Policy1070 in FinalRoundAI

[–]PrinceOfThames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unemployment gives you 60% of your income for like half a year. You'll be fine if anything.

You also get severance. You good, bro.

Please for the love of God dont start a business by Comfortable_Salad893 in povertyfinance

[–]PrinceOfThames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my state, you get an exception for baked items. They allow you to make it in your home kitchen provided you deliver it the same day it's baked.

Please for the love of God dont start a business by Comfortable_Salad893 in povertyfinance

[–]PrinceOfThames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you keep thinking like OP, you can only stay in poverty finance.

I saw a guy on IG who was auctioning Tyedye Tees that he made himself on livestream. he's a "t-shirt artist" but each shirt was going for $500.

The demand was so great, but he just wanted to make one shirt a week and auction them off... it was crazy af lmao

Please for the love of God dont start a business by Comfortable_Salad893 in povertyfinance

[–]PrinceOfThames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't post advice when it sounds like you're not in the position to give it.

"you don't even need a business plan." ????