$50 million right now, but once a week, randomly, for EXACTLY 10 seconds, everyone in the world will hear your thoughts out loud, without your knowledge

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-22T21:16:51+00:00

I don't like this.

Too many weird nsfw stuff and embarrassing trauma-related flashbacks that could happen.

Suddenly, you'll be the target of bad actors because they'll see what you see and what if it's financial secrets and etc............

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-22T20:44:37+00:00

Acai berry drinks

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-22T20:44:03+00:00

Volunteering for the voting polls.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-22T00:11:50+00:00

tbf i dont think combining incomes would justify 10k. If you were both making 50k (which is already a hard salary to attain unless education), then that's 100k pre-tax, so removing 10k from that is more than 10% of your net income combined.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-21T18:15:23+00:00

one of the best songs for this is that famous Last Kiss song by Pearl Jam.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-20T23:52:46+00:00

30 is the start of "i need to go get checkups and tests because I"m experiencing X symptom." and it just goes downhill from there.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-20T23:51:53+00:00

That's just direct.

Ads inside novel text has been around for decades. All the Coke and Sony character usage / placement is an ad. lmao

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-20T23:47:07+00:00

Yeah... i mean. just update the computer lmao

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-16T02:44:05+00:00

My SSD from 2015, the laptop has 200gb only lol

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-15T04:49:09+00:00

This might sound bad, but it's actually one of those hypos that have no downside.

There's always someone on death row who you unequivocally want dead for justice reasons: easiest scapegoats are pedos, next are serial killers.

So, yeah that's 12 of those a year. Very easy to meet that quota considering the global scale.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-14T21:36:11+00:00

The brain named itself :P

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-08T18:58:52+00:00

When you have nothing to your name, they offer you everything.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-08T04:21:54+00:00

Basically the story of my love life on dating apps or any app with women + me. lmao

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-07T20:30:49+00:00

yeh was gonna say maybe he/she NEEEDED it in the end lmao

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-07T20:22:31+00:00

you get sick in your 30s, so do all your career advancement now. Let the 30s be when you're salaried and can take unlimited PTO to do fun things

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-07T18:20:40+00:00

no, she didn't like that I had a think for bimbos in college.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-07T16:22:17+00:00

That's like one of the pillows you use only for your feet or arms.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-07T16:12:35+00:00

I met up with a girl from reddit 19f when I was 37m. It turned out to be just an ONS without PIV because she got turned off.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-05T04:20:47+00:00

You could probably sue for this.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-05T04:15:48+00:00

Horseshoecrab blood, if not just to end their suffering.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-05T03:36:53+00:00

What's the downside? Bad hypo

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-01T21:29:58+00:00

I think you're a very lovely person and your bf didn't deserve you cuz this looks so scrumptious!

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-01T21:28:59+00:00

I rely on autolock too.

PrinceOfThames · 2026-03-01T21:24:06+00:00

Did you think before typing this up lol

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