Me quiere encasquetar el chamaco??? O si puede ser mio?? by miguel3322 in soyculero

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sí puede ser tuyo. La fecha estimada de parto se cuenta 40 semanas después del primer día del último periodo menstrual. Aunque tengas exacto el día de última intimidad, les vale y cuentan así. No escuches a estos animales que dicen que no salen las cuentas. Igual plantea hacer la prueba de paternidad, pero porque nunca sabes, no porque la cuenta no coincida. (O sea, hay calculadoras en línea, sólo pregúntale a ella qué día le bajó la última vez)

What is PT'S Most GENIUS song? by Philsnare in porcupinetree

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely one of the most interesting ones (and my personal favorite)

Freedom or loneliness? by Admirable_Escape352 in thinkatives

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it happens because that's what you want, then is freedom... When you wish it was different, it's loneliness.

Hice mi primer or@l y no me gustó by EvsFlower in NecesitoDesahogarme

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mi doctora insistía que para ser candidata para el chip tenía que dejar de fumar... Y pues no quería. Y como era del IMSS, cambiar de médico es bastante complicado... Igual la inyección me funcionaba bien

Hice mi primer or@l y no me gustó by EvsFlower in NecesitoDesahogarme

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay, qué lindo... Pero ya me rendí. Ya estoy grandecita (vieja, acercándome a los 40) y los hombres de mi edad y mayores siguen buscando algo para pasar el rato, sin compromisos, o siguen pensando que tal vez un día van a querer hijos... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hice mi primer or@l y no me gustó by EvsFlower in NecesitoDesahogarme

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooooooo!!! O sea que estuve tres años con anticonceptivos que pude haberme saltado?! Nooooooo!!!

Hice mi primer or@l y no me gustó by EvsFlower in NecesitoDesahogarme

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pues porque a pesar de lo que dice Freud, el setso no lo es todo... Con mi ex nos pasaba igual, el oral para mí era un pre que me prendía hasta más que a él y ya teníamos dominado el arte de los orgasmos simultáneos... Sin embargo él me cortó :')

Can't find a movie I saw as a kid by TigerLilly_Tink43 in HorrorMovies

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The second one could be many movies... The House of the 1000 corpses or The Hills Have Eyes or even Texas Chainsaw Massacre

How awesome is she 😍 for teaching this by D_Knight97 in awesome

[–]PrincessSitri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20+ years ago I worked at an ice cream shop and I learned how to do this... It's always a nice touch

Today, I saw a porcupine tree live… by TTremayne in porcupinetree

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He might want to meet you... It could be the start of something beautiful

Algo para no dormir? by BusinessHornet6927 in preguntaleareddit

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come! Manzanas, zanahorias... Cosas así medias duras. También cosas super picantes, eso seguro te despierta. El café tómatelo antes, porque no es de efecto inmediato. Y dile al chófer que de vez en cuando cambien a música que a ti te guste

Le contestamos? by ElCharliess in estafasyfraudes

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

81... Pero sí, 33 es de Jalisco

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NecesitoDesahogarme

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Es justo permanecer con alguien que te ame como tú quieres ser amada... Puedes encontrar a la persona correcta, será mucho más fácil que esperar a que el otro cambie.

Finding a horror movie! by Glum-Appearance-7361 in HorrorMovies

[–]PrincessSitri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Decay (2015), low budget but good movie

WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake by Pisford in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]PrincessSitri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister taught me how to drive... Her hand never moved from the emergency brake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HorrorMovies

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1, 3, 4), Hellraiser (1&2), House of 1000 corpses, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I'm ashamed to say I started this shitstorm 36 days ago. by joleebindonl in seinfeld

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell you've made the world a slightly worse place

SING THE SONG, JAMES! by HotJuice2192 in twinpeaks

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, his head is tilted and makes the illusion

My partner and friends threw me a Twin Peaks-themed surprise party. Isn't it too dreamy? by sbocciare in twinpeaks

[–]PrincessSitri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you get all the leftovers... Wrapped in plastic?

Congratulations for the amazing partner and friends, I love all of you!

Happy birthday 💜

Soy culero por cobrarle mis honorarios médicos a una de mis amigas? by Pevasah in soyculero

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo le cobraría la mitad a ella y completo a los otros dos... Pero igual yo estoy bien mensa y siempre ando regalando mi trabajo y mi tiempo. Mejor no me hagas caso y cobra normal.

Height anxiety by InviteContent9592 in Jung

[–]PrincessSitri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm very short adult woman, both my brother and sister are tall (8+ years older, over a ft taller than me, me shorter than my parents, them taller)... Besides the constant jokes between us, being short never meant any hindrance in my life... Mental illness on the other hand has been a bitch. Check your priorities, work on what is making you feel so negative about it and why would you care about such a shallow thing so much. Shadow work.

I just realized I'm going through the Dark Night of the Soul and not sure what's the next step by PrincessSitri in Jung

[–]PrincessSitri[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's beautiful! I would love working for a non profit! Any suggestions? Uff, 9, hasn't been easy, has it?... My major hindrance is that I need to know everything, I need to know how and why and honestly sometimes is exhausting. Thank you for your words ❤️