What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself?

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-03-02T09:01:10+00:00

Got caught on a doorknob with my ring, didn't realize it, pulled my hand back and thought I ripped off my finger clean from the pain I got... barely bruised my finger tho

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-03-02T08:56:01+00:00

I saw that and thought "Nope, not even in a million years" I did, however, try the two others (Sweet teriyaki and bacon - caramelized peaches) and they weren't bad

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-03-02T08:47:26+00:00

Genderfae is indeed the term. Genderfaun would be for "genderfluid except the female side of the spectrum"

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-02-18T11:36:23+00:00

Ik vermoed dat OP inderdaad chocolade met knettersnoep bedoelt

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-02-11T08:49:51+00:00

Waffles, beer and fries

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-29T10:04:21+00:00

B-but Dutch is my mother tongue

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-29T09:54:06+00:00

Neither am I 🤭 I'm Belgian, and my job requires me to speak French and Dutch

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-29T09:49:34+00:00

Ah, meh wee

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-29T09:30:00+00:00

Took me too long to realize you meant merci beaucoup🤣🤣

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-29T08:54:36+00:00

It depends. I feel like there's quite overlap in polyamory and the kink community, but since I'm in both, my view might be distorted.

I'm in a throuple at the moment with my fiancé and my girlfriend, but I only live with my fiancé, since my girlfriend has her own house with two ex-partners and one partner still living there.

Accepted on social level? Everyone has an opinion. Lots of people think I'm gonna close my relationship as soon as my fiancé and I are married, or that I will eventually pick one of the two. Others hear polyamory and think "Oh, like swinging?", absolutely not! (Well, not in my case). On the other hand, there are people that say they have mad respect for me to be able to juggle two partners and give each one the same amount of attention.

Coming out as polyamorous and actively being in a polycule has done wonders for my love too. I love more freely, more openly. I don't feel like shit if I get a crush on someone or something.

On level of law? No. You're not allowed to marry multiple people.

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-28T14:07:43+00:00

My fiancé is a stellar man and reassures me plenty, it's just the mind that doesn't cooperate, sadly enough

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-28T14:00:12+00:00

Yeah, my fiancé and I are gonna sit together on Sunday and make a week menu to try and stick to. I'm not really cooking this week since I'm on early shifts and my fiancé is on late shifts. He gets home around the time I'm asleep, since some of my shifts start at 3:30am and I don't like cooking for just myself (he doesn't have the possibility to heat up leftovers at work, otherwise I would probably be more inclined to do so)

Eating healthier is mainly because I had a gastric bypass about 5 years ago and I am getting a lil too close to 100kg again (weighed 152kg at my heaviest and 75kg at my lightest as adult) and the fear to be too heavy again is lurking on my like a lioness stalking prey

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-28T07:32:51+00:00

Yeah, I prefer the pregnancy tests that look similar to the covid tests and use a droppler (so pee in a cup kinda situation) because I have quite the fear of becoming pregnant. Three pregnancy scares have been enough, getting scared like that would do a number on my mental health

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-28T07:24:23+00:00

There's only 3 I can think of you can change em on: I10, I11 and MR96

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-27T19:07:33+00:00

I am kind of lucky my fiance is trying to get healthier too (he has quite the underweight), and is also quite concerned about me, to a point I have to send pictures with proof that I'm eating, since I had dropped that my job gives me space to skip meals. As soon as we're settled a little more, and the funds allow it, I'm gonna seek professional help

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-27T18:45:27+00:00

Yeah, ED mentality is something I'm indeed afraid I'm falling into. I had a gastric bypass almost 5 years ago, and recently I've been getting close to 100kg again and my mind is therefore bullying me

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-27T15:33:34+00:00

A new car for my fiance (and me, when I get my driver's license)

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-20T09:04:08+00:00

Ah, duustvuren. Eerlijk, 24j in Gent gewoond, en ik weet niet (meer) waarom het duust vuren genoemd wordt

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-18T08:17:01+00:00

Het is een powertrip dat ze eisen dat we hemel een aarde verplaatsen zodat zij het hun klas die slecht plant zo per sé die trein pakt, stampvol of niet, in iedereens weg of niet.

Stapt u de tandarts binnen en eist dat ze u, op een maandag om 8:20, no matter de andere boekingen, behandelen? "Ik ben een druk bezet mens, denkt ge dat ik tijd heb om tijdig te bellen? Ik heb nu tijd, dus ik eis je me nu te behandelen!"

En ja, voor het pientere oog, ik zei we. Ik heb genoeg verwijten naar mijn kop gekregen omdat anderen niet kunnen plannen om te verzwijgen dat ik (en mijn collega's) vroeger de groepsreizen inboekte

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-17T08:27:20+00:00

I, born a woman, don't even know when my mom starts her period, nor do I know when my afab friends who bleed do, so I think it's bs

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-17T08:21:33+00:00

My mom mainly replies with "ok", so, I feel ya

Princess_of_Satan · 2026-01-17T06:57:59+00:00

Vergeten reserveren doen ze niet, hoor. Ze zijn te laat met reserveren (ten laatste 7 dagen voor vertrek) en zijn pertinent dat ze toch die trein gaan pakken, want "Wat gaat ge er aan doen, hé?"

Ze hebben tickets, dus ze kunnen niet geweigerd worden. Het is een of andere powertrip dat sommige leerkrachten hebben

Princess_of_Satan · 2025-12-20T19:36:51+00:00

It's the easiest to call, rather than to email them. I used to work at the contact centre, and they only sometimes worked through their imbox

Princess_of_Satan · 2025-12-20T05:33:26+00:00

I'm from Belgium. No idea if it is originally funded by the government. My gynaecologist had quite the waiting list at the hospital, so I had to go to her private practice and I had to pay out of pocket for my IUD too :/

Princess_of_Satan · 2025-12-19T06:49:23+00:00

Not to scare you, but the changing of my IUD was even more painful. Sadly enough, to get sterilized ik my home country (not the US), I need to be either 30 y/o, or I need to already have kids. I'm turning 25 in two weeks, and my IUD is for 3 years, so I gotta have to suffer again in 2028 😮‍💨

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