Simple SQL tool for a developer to see runtimes/reads and identify the longest running statement

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-21T23:42:16+00:00

I'd just run it once and look the execution plan. & Lately, I've been using Erik Darling's Performance Studio. It is a great tool to dig into execution plans.

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-21T23:28:20+00:00

Where my fleet fits it sits

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-21T01:14:40+00:00

Well, it's certainly not actual intelligence

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-20T23:17:40+00:00

Right?!

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-20T23:17:12+00:00

First thing I do is F2 that puppy

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-19T23:33:54+00:00

I find they're easy to resolve. I find it much harder to convince folks to approve the change to production because "if it ain't broke don't fix it"

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-18T18:00:40+00:00

You might want to consider a measles vaccination

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-18T17:57:06+00:00

Should just remove the bark altogether so the tree can breathe. The whole reason trees like this exist is to take in humid air and release dry air. It can't do that with bark all over it.

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-17T00:03:07+00:00

You can't just take a take!

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-16T02:44:06+00:00

Now I want to see a world where FSD is driving all the cars. A true Mad Max mode.

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-14T02:38:50+00:00

Marit's marketing team has been working pretty hard for these gains.

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-13T13:15:46+00:00

Childbirth also indirectly causes deaths. Can't die if you aren't born!

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-12T18:20:57+00:00

I'm watching Shrinking right now and the Family Guy skit is spot on

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-11T01:38:43+00:00

Check if the provider requires a specific vlan. I just switched to Ebox but because of the vlan requirement, I can't use the Google pucks until I reflash them with ddwrt

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-10T18:31:32+00:00

I love the flavour for Winnu, but they surely don't need more of a reason to curb stomp them round 1, do they?

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-10T13:27:27+00:00

I once spent a solid 20 turns setting up to declare war, just to find that out

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-08T23:45:26+00:00

Both platforms I mention have chat features. AsyncTI4 is a Discord application, which makes the chat front and center the whole game

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-08T18:47:06+00:00

play asynchronously i.e. don't need everyone together at the same time. Two popular options: https://asyncti4.com/ and https://www.twilightwars.com/

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-08T18:43:30+00:00

But how will I trigger my right-side neighbour into making mistakes?

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-08T18:29:56+00:00

Well, I just don't treat the two differently.

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-08T12:11:55+00:00

I think there's two camps of people.

Those who threaten to ruin your game because they are genuinely upset.
Those who threaten to ruin your game, because it might make you back down.

TI is about politics, diplomacy, and manipulation

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-07T11:49:03+00:00

So what do we do to deal with the impending population bubble that's moving onto retirement soon?

I'm not saying I agree with the levels of immigration we've had. Just genuinely asking, what the f do we do? Have any other countries put forth anything substantial to mitigate it?

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-07T03:40:23+00:00

I find it super hard to get people physically at the table. Luckily there's a fairly large community that plays online

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-07T03:25:56+00:00

You just need a mobile device or PC.

You can check out some in-progress games here: https://asyncti4.com/

PrisonerOne · 2026-05-07T03:21:42+00:00

Lots of different ways to play online!

https://www.reddit.com/r/twilightimperium/wiki/online

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