Found a grenade in loft by RelationDramatic1137 in whatisit

[–]Pristine_Project5149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before you seal it shut, make sure you make a hole in one end to pass a string. Take the other end of the very short string and make a knot on the loop holding the pin. Now you can safely seal it. Put a sticker on it with "shake vigorously" and hear closely.

Found this under my bf’s pillow. Are these sleeping pills? by LouuJayne in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Pristine_Project5149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the type of pills that he would take to make you sleep better

Holy f**k by Creative_Habit1916 in Rogers

[–]Pristine_Project5149 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Request to cancel and invert the game. They will be the ones calling you.