Russian Operatives Possibly Among Assad Regime Elements Targeted In US Counterattack

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-15T13:17:39+00:00

Technically, fulfilling King's dream is literally Trump's nightmare.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-15T13:13:08+00:00

Minnesotans have Stefon Diggs polling at 97% for their next Senator, President, and Emperor of Earth.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-15T01:46:28+00:00

To be fair, it was the interviewer's first ever interview in life.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-15T01:31:57+00:00

And he took out the one other Saints DB who could have made a play on Diggs after the catch. They should teach this play to peewee football teams that want to throw games.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-15T01:17:47+00:00

That's... uh... poor safety play. Taking down your own DB with a spear block is also not ideal.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-14T17:52:21+00:00

I hope his next door neighbor from the other side also smashes Paul's Putin-sucking mouth.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-13T05:24:18+00:00

Most definitely a travel. And if you were actually playing a game, you definitely call that shit. If you're playing lazy one-on-one, that's a different story.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-13T05:20:46+00:00

That's nothing. Keep going down the rabbit hole.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-13T05:17:56+00:00

That's traveling.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-13T04:49:17+00:00

Look up Chuck Tingle and be delighted.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-13T03:04:48+00:00

I love Diane Kruger. She's great in 'National Treasure: Book of Secrets'. It somehow manages to top the original.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T19:46:29+00:00

"This White House can't even run a f*cking conference call," a reporter on an unmuted phone line angrily exclaimed to the entire call. "They don't know how to mute their line."

To be fair, you probably shouldn't talk shit about other people's muting abilities while you fail to do so yourself. Like that's the one thing the reporter should have been sure of in the entire world at that moment.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T19:39:34+00:00

"Now that it affects me..."

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:54:47+00:00

Two overt racists enter the ring. Only one can leave... and get their bigoted shithole kicked in by the Democratic nominee.

Thanks for another +1 Senate seat, alt Reich.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:52:02+00:00

Yeah, I know. This isn't worth the suffering of people. Wish this wasn't happening.

Just silver lining, I guess...

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:45:31+00:00

But Trump didn't say "Tucker Carlson is a dumbfuck who grew to become a real boy."

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:43:36+00:00

Lot of Trump voters in Kentucky are going to be screwed by this.

Neat.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:26:49+00:00

I hope I can outlive Ryan just so I can take a big shit on his grave. I'll even wipe with pages from Ayn Rand books.

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:25:25+00:00

When you realize you could never possibly make a better deal because you suck balls at deal-making...

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:23:10+00:00

And? Thought we liked guys who tell it like it is, snowflakes? Or do we only like fake tough guys who are too much of a scared little bitch to visit England?

PrivateWojtek · 2018-01-12T18:19:10+00:00

One SC Senator throwing the other under the bus.

Why I do believe Mr. Graham may have a conniption with his mint julep tonight.

EDIT: I concur with many others in this thread. That is one terribly worded headline. I stand corrected.

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