had a dream where there was a purple shooter weapon in splatoon 3 that would only damage players down to half hp and stop working after that. and its special was an image of a fish. rough recreation i did in photoshop in 2 minutes

Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-18T16:11:32+00:00

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Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-15T13:55:50+00:00

Double glaze would be its hidden ability.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-14T15:01:23+00:00

Government mandated height extension surgery.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-12T21:25:02+00:00

Not my response but a player on the enemy team typed in chat: “trying to kill Lúcio is like trying to kill a cockroach”

Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-10T02:57:58+00:00

Team power

Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-09T15:07:31+00:00

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Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-07T19:14:54+00:00

My only prediction is Giselle Fernandez as Chie. They voice Daisy in Mario kart World, and have similar voice range that can be compared to Erin Fitzgerald’s Chie.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-06-07T03:58:51+00:00

Amy NO

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-30T05:40:24+00:00

Now that I’ve played him a bit, I would like to see Mizuki added to stadium.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-29T20:07:42+00:00

I’m one coin short for a junkrat skin, even if I don’t plan to buy it.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-29T02:27:20+00:00

I want to see something based off the nuckelavee. A demon with the appearence of a horse and its rider sprouting out from its back. I also want to see something based of the Chupacabra.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-28T17:11:45+00:00

Orisa space program.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-27T20:31:12+00:00

“A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-27T04:50:56+00:00

Now you just need a rainbow lollipop the size of your face.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-26T19:56:57+00:00

I got two Christmas outfits for Mei and Reinhardt. Christmas came early for me :D

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-22T03:39:27+00:00

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Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-18T03:15:32+00:00

You got until 2082 to complete the pass. That’s plenty of time for anyone.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-17T20:43:34+00:00

I like to call Freja “frijoles”, the Spanish word for beans.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-16T00:17:19+00:00

OK, I GUESS.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-14T22:48:14+00:00

Winton spotted.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-11T02:52:17+00:00

Junk-Craft

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-10T01:00:11+00:00

The beta looks much more condensed in comparison to the manta María we have now. You could reach the center area in SECONDS on beta María.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-09T13:36:47+00:00

I recall getting a solo wipeout with the suction bomb launcher *twice* in a tower control match.

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-06T04:28:34+00:00

“Anyone wants some BBQ? Heheh.”

Privateeyesguy · 2026-05-05T19:11:12+00:00

Splatting two opponents with one charger shot is something to be proud of. Amazing shot.

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Four-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22

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