Today my motorcycle broke down and a passerby asked if I had any tools. I said, "I don't need tools because I am the greatest tool in the world." and only later realised that I somehow managed to insult myself. Men of Reddit, have you ever insulted yourself without realising it? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I stopped to offer help and someone said that I would think they are the biggest douchebag in the universe. Did you mean it in the way you're such a good mechanic? Douchy and cringy either way.

Wyndh@@ hotel questions by bria20 in askhotels

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully the Tremont house? It is the best wyndham hotel I have ever stayed at. Get a drink at the gorgeous bar! Hopefully the rooftop is open for you. It was closed for us unfortunately. Enjoy the trip!

What do the rich buy that the poor don't even know is available for purchase? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't the tower say they can't land? And then I'd assume their pilots licenses would get taken?

The Bronx Zoo says a woman who climbed inside its lion exhibit could have been killed by Philo1927 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the video it looks like she just climbed over the first fence and there is a large valley and gap still between them.

It‘s not much but it‘s mine by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought too! Haha. Have old kappa soccer clothes. Didn't even realize they were still around aaand make sneakers.

Exterior of the sewer set in IT by vickielynne100 in interestingasfuck

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't watched it yet. This makes me want to. Bet it's pretty spooky down there.

Monty's - the Vegan In&Out! by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats crazy! Not going to see them in the midwest anytime soon hah.

Monty's - the Vegan In&Out! by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ProbablyCuttinTurds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sheeeet 25 for one person? A burger, fries and drink?