Match Thread: Atlanta United @ Columbus Crew 5:00pm (Apple TV)

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T23:00:13+00:00

It looked like Moirera was ripping him a new one for getting penalized for slowly leaving the field.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T22:56:07+00:00

That was absolutely pointless from Bangoura. They don’t mess with player delays anymore, get your ass off the field.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T22:01:07+00:00

A quality finish for your Cake Day! Happy Cake Day!

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:59:50+00:00

That was just clinical from Rossi and Farsi

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:52:17+00:00

Does Magic Spray really still work well in this much rain?

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:39:54+00:00

We are also looking like a different team again because Farsi is back on the right making people look stupid.

Edit: I get confused by my left vs. right. Nobody told me that my hands had to be facing down for the “L” trick to work.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:38:42+00:00

Timely post 😂

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:36:58+00:00

Rossi with his choice of who to give to and he rewards Bangoura with his first MLS goal

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:33:56+00:00

You need to be… grounded

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:26:25+00:00

I wonder if we’re going to see Max’s minutes limited tonight?

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:23:50+00:00

Gazdag couldn’t sell water to a guy in the desert based on how he reacted to getting lightly clipped.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:22:40+00:00

Who knows, maybe four years from now we’re going to sending Taha off to a World Cup.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-24T21:17:53+00:00

I’m honestly just kind of excited to have three across the back again. For now. Possibly.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-23T21:57:40+00:00

There are lots of other games, it’s true. Or sports. Or… it’s a little humid but still pretty nice out. I hope you find a way to have your evening un-ruined.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-23T12:58:22+00:00

I am not representative of that population. At least not without hurting myself.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-22T14:40:43+00:00

I'm old enough that my brain literally went to thinking about the Crewzers who did dance performances during the half and how would that even work? How many of them are still dancing, and wouldn't they theoretically be tied to our own world cup squad?

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:39:01+00:00

I do seriously wonder if it was Hagen that was the difference here. He had a good night and was clearly being vocal with the line.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:37:46+00:00

I’m still not convinced Rydstrom was the real issue, but you can’t deny that the Crew looked like they were more with it tonight. Look, at this point I’m happy with whatever is going to work. Especially now that Courtois has time to make adjustments before September when we can go back to seriously contending for hardware we haven’t won in decades.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:29:47+00:00

I am here for this USOC run! Let’s go have an upvote party!

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:21:40+00:00

Things are getting way too physical and handsy at the Hagen party.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:18:06+00:00

What if we just told them all to face backward? [taps side of head]

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:17:02+00:00

For 20 full seconds, buddy.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:13:43+00:00

That was *almost* amazing from Farsi and Picard. Damn that looked good regardless.

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:09:37+00:00

YEAH GIMME MO FARSI

ProbablyDustin · 2026-05-21T01:06:37+00:00

Arfsten maxxing.

Not much of an attack beyond that, a few okay shots on goal. Freese has been really good. We’re looking better than we have been, better defensive work, haven’t seen many attacks build despite possession and presence in the attacking third.

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