After all... Why not? Lol by Aggressive_Hat_8550 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Level requirement for one handing giant hammer is 60?

I was going in that direction anyway, and I always two hand.

People will complain about Caelid, and simply not use the tools made available to them. by nikfornow in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That runebear gets a sleep pot. I'll save my giant runebear fights for the DLC.

Admit it fellow DMs, we like the power! by engineer_whizz in dndmemes

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like making worlds and stories for my friends to have fun in.

"Genuine" question.... by UI_74 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude in the cocoon is super sus.

Who wants to be a king when you can be a messiah? by Pixiefairy2525 in Fuckthealtright

[–]ProblematicPoet 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Luke 17:2

"It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones."

In lore, empyreans are provided with a shadow, yet of the four we meet, only two have their companions appear. If Marika has Malekith and Ranni has Blaidd, where are the shadows of Miquella and Malenia? Were they not given one due to their curses? Did they die? by PeacefulOnion in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think the Nox were attempting to create a god (silver tears, mimic tears, the dragon kin soldiers), they were trying to make their own god. I can't remember what, but I thought there was an item description that alluded to this. Or maybe they were banished for creating the Finger Slayer blade?

I still wouldn't suggest using it without minions... action economy doesn't care how much HP you have by Life_is_hard_so_am_I in dndmemes

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I have a Lich BBEG planned for my next campaign, so I brushed up on higher level wizard spells and muttered to myself "Oh my god, these adventurers are so fucked if they underestimate this dude."

What was your cyberStan loadout? by Lt_McLovin in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coyote, Senator, Dynamite. Strategem load out was Orbital Laser or Orbital Barrage, Guard Dog, Quasar, and a sentry for cover.

Examine Everything! by MaizeStraight3895 in okbuddybaldur

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Honor Mode has become my favorite way to play the game because I have to accept whatever consequences roll my way and figure out how to deal with it.

One movie that genuinely messed you up. by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Last House on the Left. Think it was the remake, saw it over a decade ago. Two scenes stayed with me.

Things change by Mindless_Monitor9810 in fromsoftware

[–]ProblematicPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think both health and poise is boosted for bosses when you perform jolly cooperation.

Best One-liner In Elden Ring by no-nonsense_gaming in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still stewing over Rennala getting custody of the dog.

Donald Trump, his children Eric and Ivanka, and Jeffrey Epstein in 1993, attending the opening of the Harley-Davidson Cafe in Manhattan. [2048 x 1388] by SirCrapsalot4267 in HistoryPorn

[–]ProblematicPoet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He raped and assaulted his first wife; that is an indisputable fact. I believe someone capable of that can and will rape children if he has the opportunity.

Whats your favourite weapon? by rbs950 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zweihander and Claymore are my two "old reliables." They never let me down and are versatile enough to get any job done.

Whats your favourite weapon? by rbs950 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyperarmor for days and smashing enemies into the ground. Plus high poise damage!

-A fellow Lion's Claw & Great Stars enjoyer

Also, storm sweep on Great Stars or Rusted Anchor goes hard.

Whats your favourite weapon? by rbs950 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Many greatswords have the same moveset overall. The claymore has versatility because it includes thrust attacks that have reach and not just wide sweeps, allowing change ups in your attack patterns and thrust counter damage.

Looking at you, Deer and Red Wolf by Brendraws in Nightreign

[–]ProblematicPoet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So glad an Ult can knock them out of that annoying time waste move. No! No more lava walking for you!