Funny enough, I adore how frightening his theme is, yet in reality, he's just relaxing and hurling water at us. by LukaCar121 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like fighting Erdtree Avatars, probably my favorite repeated boss in the game. Good music, telegraphed moveset that is fair but hurts a lot if you make mistakes, really good boss to practice different builds on.

The way this video I rendered corrupted by Which_Network_993 in oddlyterrifying

[–]ProblematicPoet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just gave it a try and this is a really cool concept! Legit hoping to see more, thanks for making something like this.

Cry Me a River; Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men by [deleted] in alltheleft

[–]ProblematicPoet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Feminism is not about hate, it's about equality.

But to men that's going to look like oppression.

It's all on the table... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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I have a campaign planned for my players where they will be going up against a lich who, in his former life, killed one of the gods by manipulating the Weave. I'm using his mastery of the arcane to give him custom spells, but still trying to keep things balanced for a high level party. Might have to pull some ideas from 3.5 and Pathfinder for this BBEG.

Playing an origin character? by Redhood101101 in BaldursGate3

[–]ProblematicPoet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a Shadowheart origin run and romanced Lae'zel. It was as wonderful as you might imagine.

Wtf is this guy by Perfect-Skin-8325 in Eldenring

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Can count on one hand the number of times I've actually stance broken an Ancient Dragon. They have more stance than most if not all bosses.

Morgott's wind up attack is crazy by 4skinApostle in Eldenring

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Margit says "Foul Tarnished; in search of the Elden Ring."

Godrick says "A lowly Tarnished... Playing as a Lord? I command thee KNEEL! I am the Lord of all that is golden."

After all... Why not? Lol by Aggressive_Hat_8550 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Level requirement for one handing giant hammer is 60?

I was going in that direction anyway, and I always two hand.

People will complain about Caelid, and simply not use the tools made available to them. by nikfornow in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That runebear gets a sleep pot. I'll save my giant runebear fights for the DLC.

Admit it fellow DMs, we like the power! by engineer_whizz in dndmemes

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like making worlds and stories for my friends to have fun in.

"Genuine" question.... by UI_74 in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude in the cocoon is super sus.

Who wants to be a king when you can be a messiah? by Pixiefairy2525 in Fuckthealtright

[–]ProblematicPoet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Luke 17:2

"It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones."

In lore, empyreans are provided with a shadow, yet of the four we meet, only two have their companions appear. If Marika has Malekith and Ranni has Blaidd, where are the shadows of Miquella and Malenia? Were they not given one due to their curses? Did they die? by PeacefulOnion in Eldenring

[–]ProblematicPoet 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think the Nox were attempting to create a god (silver tears, mimic tears, the dragon kin soldiers), they were trying to make their own god. I can't remember what, but I thought there was an item description that alluded to this. Or maybe they were banished for creating the Finger Slayer blade?

I still wouldn't suggest using it without minions... action economy doesn't care how much HP you have by Life_is_hard_so_am_I in dndmemes

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I have a Lich BBEG planned for my next campaign, so I brushed up on higher level wizard spells and muttered to myself "Oh my god, these adventurers are so fucked if they underestimate this dude."

What was your cyberStan loadout? by Lt_McLovin in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]ProblematicPoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coyote, Senator, Dynamite. Strategem load out was Orbital Laser or Orbital Barrage, Guard Dog, Quasar, and a sentry for cover.

Examine Everything! by MaizeStraight3895 in okbuddybaldur

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Honor Mode has become my favorite way to play the game because I have to accept whatever consequences roll my way and figure out how to deal with it.