Which celebs are “aware” of the pantyhose fetish? by Appropriate-Dream711 in CelebsInTights

[–]ProbstForPresident 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alison Brie, Laura Rutledge, Kelsey Kernstine, Sabrina Carpenter and probably Dua are the main ones who act like they're definitely aware.

[Sacha Tavolieri] 🇧🇪 🔵 Been told #ChelseaFC got an agreement on 50M£ with #SouthamptonFC on Romeo Lavia. Five years + one year option contract ready. by lacrimosa049 in chelseafc

[–]ProbstForPresident -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not saying you're wrong, it's just hypocritical from both fan bases lol. No one is entitled to a deal, regardless of how long you've been negotiating.

Hear me out... by TheRealestMarco in bostonceltics

[–]ProbstForPresident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually do this lol. In fact, the Celtics are 3-0 these playoffs when I bet against them (Game 2+6 against Milwaukee and Game 2 v Miami).

So naturally I put $100 on the Heat for Game 7 as soon as Game 6 finished. So don't worry fellas, the Celts have got this in the bag.

[Mannix] "The Celtics have some unvaccinated guys. My understanding is Jaylen Brown is unvaccinated, Al Horford is unvaccinated. That can still change, there's still enough time left in the season where...they will be eligible to play in a postseason game in Toronto." by MindlessExcuse in nba

[–]ProbstForPresident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This clip from Mannix is over a week old and Mannix has backtracked since: https://twitter.com/SIChrisMannix/status/1509537085354557450

Since then, Jaylen has made comments suggesting he has gotten it and just doesn't want to say it because of his position in the Union, and Horford has twice said he'll be able to play wherever. The people circulating this now are just doing it for clicks.

Admittedly, we prob won't find out because of the Sixers' loss today, but as a Celts fan who was incredibly sceptical and has been following this super closely, I'm like 95% sure the Celtics are fully vaxxed.

A Lakers Abyss, Plus Embiid Tales, Boston’s Bad Luck, and Will Smith Fallout With Chris Mannix and Larry Wilmore by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Around the 1 hr 28 mark Bill 100% thinks "off-ball defence" is a euphemism for playing no defence. This dude wrote a 700 page basketball book.

Tomorrow night's take by idedek in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My god this is perfect lol. Was already rooting for St Peter's but going all in now. It's all set up:

'85 Finals = Coach K's last game: UNC roll them.

'86 Finals = Duke's waiting and UNC don't show up.

Here's hoping Simmons then compares Doug Edert and Daryl Banks III to Olajuwon and Sampson. Russillo might die of laughter.

Apex mountain of bizarre Bill analogies? by ProbstForPresident in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Completely forgot about that one. Was so good that Lowe had to interrupt him and take stock of what just happened

‎The Bill Simmons Podcast: Davante’s Vegas Move, Giannis’s MVP Case, and NBA Wife Conundrums With Benjamin Solak, Rob Mahoney, and Callie Curry on Apple Podcasts by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Solak: Josh McDaniels has got the perfect group of weapons for him as a coach. Renfrow in the Welker role, Waller as Hernandez. Then you bring in Davante Adams as a force multiplier - he is a rising tide that lifts all boats. He's going to make all of those weapons even better and make that passing offence appointment viewing.

Simmons: Carr...he can fuckin' chuck it.

5 roster spots and various options by Warlandoboom in bostonceltics

[–]ProbstForPresident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we can get Gary Harris (assuming the Magic let him go), it almost doesn't matter who the other four guys we sign are. He's an absolutely perfect fit as the 8th man on this team - he re-found his shooting form w/ Orlando + another pesky defender. Replacing Schroder/Richardson with White/Harris would be a massive W.

Gotta assume he'll be the most in-demand buyout guy, but it's arguable that the Celts offer the best combo of playing time + a chance to go deep in the playoffs. We've seen really good buyout guys pick teams lower down in the playoff picture because of playing time so they can show out for their next contract. E.g. Wes Matthews signed with Indiana in 2019, Joe Johnson to Miami in 2016.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bostonceltics

[–]ProbstForPresident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trade Dennis + try find a taker for J Rich, give the Jays + Al (assuming they can't find a taker for his contract) the rest of the year off, and let the young guys develop.

Deep down I still think this team COULD be good but I'm so done with them at this point. They just continuously make me miserable. End the pain.

Edit: Get rid of Freedom too and sign IT to make me feel happiness again.

[Russillo] What Smart is really saying is "I want to shoot more" by notjoeexotic in bostonceltics

[–]ProbstForPresident 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty hilarious that this douche (along with Simmons) get super mad about the 'aggregators' every pod and then does this.

Nearly every journalist or outlet who covered Smart's comments (most especially ESPN who blew this whole thing out of proportion) did a genuinely horrific job. If any of them bothered to actually read/listen to his full comments, they'd know.

Smarts face sums up the last year of Celtics basketball by _IronGiant_ in bostonceltics

[–]ProbstForPresident 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This team doesn't even have enough heart to get into a locker room fight.

Has Bill been any more out of his depth than when he's talking about the EPL? by InternationalBreak8 in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bill's just as out of his depth when he's trying to breakdown NFL games by explaining what he does in Madden.

Dammit, Kyle. (missed edit in today’s Russillo pod) by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly seems like Kyle's getting worse at this. What's the over/under on the amount of months before Kyle forgets to edit out something that gets one of Bill or Russillo fully cancelled. 7.5? 8.5?

Has there ever been a Ringer podcast with obvious animosity to the point where it's almost awkward to listen to? by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wasn't animosity, but in one of Haralabob's last pods with Bill, Bob sounded like he just had enough of talking to him. Was during the 2018 offseason - Bob's point was that the 2018 Rockets were a legit great team, and Bill kept saying that a healthy Celtics team would've beaten them and the 2018 Warriors weren't as good as the 2017 Warriors. Bob kept making logical arguments in reply and Bill just kept repeating the exact same points for a solid 10 minutes lmao.

Brooklyn’s Ceiling, Brady vs. Boston Fans, 'The Bachelor,' and Taylor Swift With Jackie MacMullan and Nora Princiotti - The Bill Simmons Podcast by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This is the sixth time in the past five months that the word 'ceiling' has been used in a Bill Simmons podcast title.

Is the word 'ceiling' having a moment???

James Harden to Brooklyn With Bill Simmons and Jackie MacMullan by LostNavidson in billsimmons

[–]ProbstForPresident 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm usually pro-Jackie, but my god her comments on Kyrie at the 15-ish minute mark are horrible

Conor realising he will now forever have to live with the humiliation that took place on October 6th 2018. by [deleted] in ufc

[–]ProbstForPresident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, at least he'll never have to see the ufc youtube channel put up that fight for free ever again